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The Daily Bonnet

A Book Review Yet – Miriam Toews: ‘A Truce That Is Not Peace’

August 28, 2025

BY: ABE Nah, oba, I heard from Pete at the coffee shop above the gas station that there’s yet another Miriam Toews book yet. What’s it called? A Blitz that is Not Dutch? Something like […]

The Daily Bonnet

Saskatchewan City to be Renamed ‘Taylor Swift Current’

August 27, 2025

TAYLOR SWIFT CURRENT, SK In honour of the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the western Saskatchewan city of Swift Current has voted 4-3 this week to rename the city Taylor Swift Current. “It was either that […]

Unger Conviction

  • Woman Stocks Up on Fungal Cream Prior to Foot Washing Service
    August 13, 2016
  • GCer Wins Safe Passage Through Treacherous Fraser Valley Full of MBers
    April 21, 2022
  • Yet Another Mennonite Church Split Blamed on Yoko Ono
    February 12, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • Check Out These Wacky Mennonite Dishes Inspired by the Daily Bonnet
    April 10, 2017
  • Raisin Buns at Church Lunch Seen as ‘Really Bad Omen’
    April 6, 2023
  • Road Closures Cut Off Paska Supply
    April 15, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Epstein Files Discovered at Local Thrift Store
    July 9, 2025
  • American Shoppers Flock to Get their Hands on World War III Apparel
    June 22, 2025
  • G7 Summit to Feature Crokinole Tournament
    June 14, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Plautdietsch Classified as an ‘Endangered Species’ in Steinbach
    November 9, 2016
  • Committee Already Planning “Anabaptism 1000” Celebrations
    June 3, 2025
  • Mennonite Man Bares More than Just Arms at St. Malo
    August 7, 2020
  • Masks Needed to Protect Residents During the Axe Body Spray Outbreak of 2020
    July 25, 2020

Trending

  • Winkler Finally Embraces Sundae Shopping
    August 20, 2025
  • Pierre Poilievre Spotted Parachuting into Tofield, Alberta
    August 19, 2025
  • Adidas Introduces New Mennonite Line
    August 18, 2025
  • Wife to Warm Feet on Husband Tonight
    August 17, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Joke Crosses the Line Yet Again Today
    September 7, 2017
  • Riders Fan Spends All Afternoon Watching PVRed Games From 10 Years Ago
    November 13, 2022
  • Aylmer Pastor Awarded Nation’s Highest Honour: A Stained Dirty Star on Canada’s Walk of Fame
    March 28, 2021
  • Royal Canadian Mint Brings Back the Penny Just to Have Some Place to Put King Charles
    November 14, 2023
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Friesen-Friesen Engagement Tops the News in Mennonite Town

August 26, 2025

Mennonite Couple Celebrate Anniversary By Splitting Meal at Chicken Chef

August 24, 2025

Dual Headstone Eagerly Awaits Death of Spouse

August 23, 2025

Pierre Poilievre Scambling to Learn Plautdietsch to Serve His New Riding

August 22, 2025

Canadian Tire Introduces New ‘Brooks, Alberta’ Scented Air Fresheners

August 21, 2025

Unger Games

  • Outfield Completely Blanketed in Knackzoat After Winkler Man Makes Major Leagues
    August 10, 2025
  • Stanley Cup Playoffs to be Extended Well into July Next Year
    June 30, 2025
  • Portage and Main Pedestrians Fuel Rumours Jets Won the Cup
    June 28, 2025
  • Steinbacher Shocked at Lack of Honda Civics in New F1 Movie
    June 25, 2025
  • Vanapag Jats Jerseys Flying Off the Shelves
    June 21, 2025

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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