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Unger Games

Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets

January 9, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB By the time the first period was over, the Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team were already up eight nothing on the slumping Winnipeg Jets. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Jets forward Jonathan […]

Unger Suspicion

Mennonites Really Disappointed with Philip Yantsied

January 9, 2026

ALTONA, MB Influential author Philip Yantsied resigned his position this week after his moral failings were revealed. The news hit hard particularly in the Mennonite communities. “I’m saddened by the news, but it also doesn’t […]

Unger Conviction

  • Blessed are the Peacemakers
    November 11, 2016
  • Mennonite Pastor’s Peace Sermon Sparks Riot
    November 14, 2017
  • Steinbach Declared “Most Generous” Contributors to Church Gymnasium Funds
    March 24, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman Reminds Husband, “Gravy is not a beverage.”
    September 26, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Forgets to Put Star Anise in Her Chicken Soup
    October 30, 2019
  • Lord Blesses Mennonites with Massive Farmer Sausage Smoke Shack
    June 9, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • Foreign Visitors Scramble to Erase ‘Unger Review’ from Phone Before Entering the US
    December 12, 2025
  • Goertzen to Spend Retirement Years Playing High Stakes Competitive Crokinole
    December 10, 2025
  • FIFA Peace Prize Discovered at Local Thrift Store
    December 7, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Novelist Irma Voth Pens New Novel Called ‘Miriam Toews’
    January 11, 2019
  • Mennonite Hunter Shoots and Eats Groundhog, No Spring This Year
    February 2, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman Seeks Treatment for Her Hallmark Christmas Movie Addiction
    November 22, 2019
  • Mistletoe Creates Awkward Moments at Mennonite Family Gathering
    December 27, 2016

Trending

  • Top 10 Unger Review Articles of 2025
    January 1, 2026
  • Dunkers Switch to Pouring After Water Main Break in Calgary
    December 31, 2025
  • Arts Center to be Renamed ‘Trump Putin Epstein Tech Bros Robert E. Lee FIFA Gulf of America Kennedy Center’
    December 30, 2025
  • American Navy to Blockade Saskatchewan Oil Tankers
    December 28, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Pharaoh’s Heart Hardened by Cracklings
    August 20, 2016
  • Man Wearing North Face Jacket Forced to Walk Backwards Everywhere
    December 21, 2023
  • United States Senate to Perform at Super Bowl Halftime Show
    February 1, 2020
  • Battle Erupts in Winkler Over Prince’s Estate
    May 23, 2016
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Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material

January 8, 2026

US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms

January 5, 2026

Mennonite Woman Worried Trump May Try to Capture Her Essential Oils

January 4, 2026

Mennonites Excited for Grand Slam of Curling in Steinbach

January 3, 2026

Winkler, Manitoba Officially Has More Mexican Restaurants than People

January 2, 2026

Unger Games

  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026
  • Mennonites Excited for Grand Slam of Curling in Steinbach
    January 3, 2026
  • Untimely Victory Throws Jets Off Pace of Being Just as Pathetic as Vancouver by Christmas
    December 14, 2025
  • Trump Wins Inaugural Nobel Prize for Soccer
    December 6, 2025
  • Winnipeg Jets Plan to Lose Every Game Until Hellebuyck Comes Back
    November 30, 2025

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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