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Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament

January 29, 2026

SASKATOON, SK Canadian provincial and federal leaders showed a united front this afternoon as they gathered in Saskatoon to see who was the better knipser. “Of course, Wab Kinew had a big advantage being from […]

Unger Games

Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now

January 28, 2026

SANTA CLARA, CA Area man Jake Loewen, 41, is really gearing up for the Super Bowl this weekend to distract himself from thinking about all the messed up things that have been going on lately. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Moses Walks Back the Ten Commandments
    November 12, 2020
  • Mennonite Church Accidentally Sings Hymn 666
    December 29, 2017
  • Church Affiliation to be Included on New Steinbach Election Ballots
    October 27, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Introducing the All New 2019 Toyota Platz
    December 17, 2018
  • “Is Zoom a Sin?” and Other Frequently Searched Phrases of 2020
    May 19, 2020
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026

Unger the Influence

  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Worried Trump May Try to Capture Her Essential Oils
    January 4, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Steinbach Residents to Get Bolt Cutters in their Stockings this Christmas
    November 18, 2020
  • Upcoming Hurricanes To Be Given Mennonite Names
    September 6, 2017
  • Ten Thousand Villages Celebrates Ten Thousand Years of Service
    May 12, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Creates ’50 Shades of Grey’-Inspired Pleasure Room
    March 18, 2019

Trending

  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens
    January 20, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Delighted to Receive Gently Used Nobel Peace Prize
    January 18, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Satire Sites to Post Real News Today
    April 1, 2017
  • Gen Xer Super Proud of Himself After Managing to Stand for Entire Concert
    February 3, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Confesses to Voting Democrat
    December 10, 2020
  • Regina and Saskatoon Merge to Attract IKEA and a Hockey Team
    January 16, 2023
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Climber Scales Credit Union Building Without Safety Gear

January 27, 2026

“Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests

January 26, 2026

GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration

January 25, 2026

Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow

January 24, 2026

Mennonite Man Gets Standing Ovation in Switzerland

January 22, 2026

Unger Games

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now
    January 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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