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‘Mennonite’ and 7 Other Terms You Didn’t Know were Slurs

November 19, 2024

I’m not sure why it took the outside world so long to figure this out, but the word Mennonite is actually a highly offensive slur and should never be used. After all, like Anabaptist, the […]

Unger Games

Winnipeg Blue Bombers to Relocate to Buffalo

November 18, 2024

BUFFALO, NY After shitting the bed in the Grey Cup for three straight seasons, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers announced plans to move the entire team to the city of Buffalo, New York. “I prefer buffalo […]

Unger Conviction

  • Daring Mennonite Couple Decide to Share a Bulletin this Sunday
    November 6, 2023
  • New Pill Cures Hymnal Dysfunction
    January 2, 2019
  • Winkler Megamart to Become One Massive Shed Church
    December 21, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • “Of course they’re edible!” Mennonite Woman Brings Potent Snack to Church Potluck
    September 13, 2022
  • Chips Blamed for Kicker’s Accuracy Problems
    June 7, 2024
  • Mennonite Families Camp Overnight for Mother’s Day Buffet
    May 11, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • “I meant hot dogs and catsup,” claims candidate
    September 13, 2024
  • MLA Caught Using Cell Phone Forced to Pick it Up in Wab Kinew’s Office
    September 10, 2024
  • JD Vance Has ‘Cringey’ Visit to Mennonite Roll Kuchen Shop
    August 26, 2024

The Daily Bonnet

  • Morden and Winkler Tired of Having to Share a Hospital
    September 16, 2019
  • Andrew Unger’s New Book is NOT Fake News (No, Really, It’s Not!)
    August 23, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman Requires Surgery After Having to Bite Her Tongue Dozens of Times at Recent Family Gatherings
    December 26, 2017
  • Friesen-Friesen Wedding is Well-Attended by Local Friesens
    September 8, 2016

Trending

  • Hockey Player Suspended 5 Games for Calling Jonathan Toews a ‘Mennonite’
    November 12, 2024
  • Committee Rules Non-Mennonites are Allowed to Laugh at Mennonite Jokes
    November 11, 2024
  • Riders Fans in Western Manitoba Vote to Join Saskatchewan
    November 10, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Tries Unsuccessfully to Get a Buzz from Ginger Ale
    November 9, 2024

Unger Suspicion

  • Voters Head to the Polls to Select the 45th Lesser Evil of the United States
    November 8, 2016
  • Mrs. Reimer to Star in New Remake: “The Bible School Graduate”
    June 26, 2019
  • Poll: Should Elon Musk Take Over The Daily Bonnet?
    December 21, 2022
  • Trump Announces Huge Punishing Tariff on Common Sense and Decency
    March 2, 2018
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Taylor Swift Takes the Stage Wearing Blue Bombers Jersey

November 17, 2024

Mennonite Swifties to Exchange ‘Frintschoft’ Bracelets this Weekend

November 16, 2024

Mike Tyson to Fight Mennonite Man Named Jake Pauls

November 15, 2024

Mennonite Player Suspended for Calling Opponent a Lutheran

November 14, 2024

Blumenort ‘Menno Knights’ Forced to Change Team Name

November 13, 2024

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Blue Bombers to Relocate to Buffalo
    November 18, 2024
  • Taylor Swift Takes the Stage Wearing Blue Bombers Jersey
    November 17, 2024
  • Mike Tyson to Fight Mennonite Man Named Jake Pauls
    November 15, 2024
  • Mennonite Player Suspended for Calling Opponent a Lutheran
    November 14, 2024
  • Blumenort ‘Menno Knights’ Forced to Change Team Name
    November 13, 2024

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