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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Author Comes Home with Gold Medal in Annual Navel Gazing Competition

August 6, 2025

STEINBACH, MB Local author Joseph Bergmann, 78, has come home with the top prize at the annual Navel Gazing Olympics this week. Bergmann faced stiff competition from a wide range of authors, historians, and coffee […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Has “Great Jeans” Says American Eagle

August 4, 2025

KORN, OK Area farmer Sid Sawatzky has appeared in a really provocative ad for American Eagle this well. The ad features Sawatzky knacking zoat while sitting in a lawn chair with the barn door up. […]

Unger Conviction

  • For Some Reason Worship Leader Just Can’t Seem to Worship the Lord Without His $4000 Taylor
    June 29, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Claims ‘Prophetic Gift’ After Predicting Rain this May Long Weekend
    May 21, 2017
  • Mennonite Pastor Schedules Mandatory Church Meeting During Game 7
    June 22, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • Police Raid Home Suspected of Hosting Wild All-Night Tupperware Party
    April 21, 2017
  • 5 Dishes in the Mennonite Treasury Cookbook that No One Actually Makes
    February 20, 2023
  • Mennonites Looking Forward to Those New Smoked Cheese Curds
    June 6, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Trump to Reopen Alcatraz to Imprison Canadians
    June 5, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Mentors Mark Carney on How to Bite His Tongue
    May 7, 2025
  • Area Man Can’t Figure Out Whether All the People Who Voted Differently than Him are Evil or Stupid
    April 29, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Single Uncle Elmer Refuses to Date Women Who Wear Pants
    February 11, 2017
  • Dolphins Return to Southern Manitoba for First Time in Centuries
    April 30, 2020
  • Winkler to Implement New ‘ArriveVankla’ App
    September 22, 2022
  • Vinyl Outsells CDs at MCC Store for the First Time Since 1987
    March 29, 2023

Trending

  • Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau Caught on Jumbotron at Coldplay Concert
    July 29, 2025
  • New Jurassic Park Movie Climaxes with Explosive Debate in Morden Over Existence of Dinosaurs
    July 27, 2025
  • Epic Fail as Mennonite Woman Tries to Make Schmaunt Fat with Skim Milk
    July 26, 2025
  • Mennonite Pastors Make Statement With ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ T-Shirts
    July 25, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Movie Set in Winnipeg Accidentally Films in Summer
    October 2, 2024
  • Harvard Restores Funding After Record-Setting Quilt Auction
    May 25, 2025
  • Mennonite Man Still ‘Feeling the Bern’
    May 23, 2016
  • 2018 FIFA Mennonite World Cup Rankings
    June 14, 2018
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Daring Mennonite Couple Get Married on Long Weekend

August 3, 2025

Poor Air Quality Blamed on Gassy Mennonite Man

August 2, 2025

Steinbach Streets Clogged at 9:30 AM on a Sunday

August 1, 2025

Robots Caught on Kiss Cam at Björk Concert

July 31, 2025

Sydney Sweeney Spotted on Kansas Farm in Full Mennonite Attire

July 30, 2025

Unger Games

  • Stanley Cup Playoffs to be Extended Well into July Next Year
    June 30, 2025
  • Portage and Main Pedestrians Fuel Rumours Jets Won the Cup
    June 28, 2025
  • Steinbacher Shocked at Lack of Honda Civics in New F1 Movie
    June 25, 2025
  • Vanapag Jats Jerseys Flying Off the Shelves
    June 21, 2025
  • Jonathan Toews Signs with Only Team that Knows How to Pronounce His Last Name Correctly
    June 20, 2025

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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