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Unger Suspicion

Dating Couple to Spend Romantic Evening Basking in the Aroma of the Maple Leaf Plant

November 18, 2025

WINNIPEG, MB Dating couple Amanda and Kevin of Landmark drove into the city this weekend to sit in their car with the windows rolled down on Lagimodiere. “I knew this was a great first date […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Families Sign-Up to Bring Salads, Buns, and Measles to Upcoming Potluck

November 17, 2025

SCHRATJLIJCH, MB The Schratjlijch Gospel Church is inviting everyone to stay after church this Sunday for a delicious potluck, including raisin buns, mashed potatoes, and a delectable array of Jell-o salads and measles. “You’re not […]

Unger Conviction

  • Hundreds of Mennonites Show Up at Church on Onewheels
    August 15, 2020
  • Mennonite Church Bans TikTok From All Devices … But Only the Dancing Videos
    March 3, 2023
  • Dusty Springfield Song Haunts Pastor’s Son His Whole Life
    September 24, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman Forgets to Put Star Anise in Her Chicken Soup
    October 30, 2019
  • Ten Authentic Mennonite Dishes to Make for Mennonite Heritage Week
    September 8, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman’s Medicine Cabinet Filled with Brandy
    October 24, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • A Complete List of Jokes that Won’t Get You Cancelled These Days
    September 18, 2025
  • Carney Enlists the Amish to Address Canada’s Housing Crisis
    September 14, 2025
  • Doug Ford Dumps Out Entire Crown Royal Bag Full of Scrabble Tiles
    September 3, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • “Where the heck can I buy ‘Once Removed’?” says Mennonite Man Who Fails to Find it for Ten Cents at the Thrift Store
    October 26, 2020
  • Top Ten Daily Bonnet Articles of 2021
    December 31, 2021
  • Friesen-Friesen Engagement Tops the News in Mennonite Town
    August 26, 2025
  • Frugal Mennonite Man to Live ‘Rent Free’ in Another Man’s Head
    October 11, 2024

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Suspected of Dancing After Being Scheduled for Hip Replacement
    November 10, 2025
  • 20-Knipser Pileup Just Outside Blumenort
    November 9, 2025
  • Trump Caught Snoozing in Church
    November 8, 2025
  • Mennonite Man “Crosses the Floor” to Join the Lutherans
    November 7, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Mr. Smith is Asked “You’re Not From Around Here, Are You?” Every Single Day of His Life
    December 5, 2016
  • Djokovic Teams Up With Oma Krahn for Mixed Doubles Tournament
    January 18, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman Needs Weekend to Recover from Weekend
    October 15, 2025
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a Big Hit on Hutterite Colony
    February 18, 2019
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Winnipeg Man to Host Grey Cup Party and Cheer for Nobody

November 16, 2025

U.S.A. to Stop Making Sense

November 15, 2025

Mennonite Man Seeks Wife to Stare at While She Does the Yardwork

November 14, 2025

Mennonite Pastor Scolds Sky for Wearing Too Much Makeup

November 13, 2025

Area Man Really Hoping to Die Before He’s Finished Paying Off That 50-Year Mortgage

November 11, 2025

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Man to Host Grey Cup Party and Cheer for Nobody
    November 16, 2025
  • 20-Knipser Pileup Just Outside Blumenort
    November 9, 2025
  • Lodged Perogy Costs Blue Jays World Series
    November 2, 2025
  • Mennonites Refuse to Watch ‘Worldly Series’
    November 1, 2025
  • Man Who Can’t Name a Single Player Really Rooting for the Blue Jays Tonight
    October 31, 2025

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