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Unger Games

Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two

June 18, 2026

VANCOUVER, BV Canadian sports fans were left in absolute ecstasy this afternoon after the Canadian Men’s Soccer Team won a match at the World Cup for the first time in history, thus ballooning the number […]

Unger the Influence

Trump Vows to Make Washington Reflecting Pool as Beautiful as Lake Winnipeg

June 17, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC When Annie and Peter Dueck of Altona, Manitoba visited the US capital this week, they couldn’t help but notice something was a little familiar. “Jauma, Annie, look at the reflecting pool,” said Peter. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastor Does ‘The Dab’ During Responsive Reading
    June 4, 2019
  • Local Kleine Gemeinde Not So Kleine After Massive Expansion
    February 16, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Leaves Generous Tip of Two Gospel Tracts
    March 5, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Pitcher Throws No-Hitter While High on Yerba Mate
    May 27, 2021
  • Mennonites Excited as Masks are Finally Being Handed Out at the Liquor Store
    January 14, 2022
  • Steinbach’s Mary Browns Can’t Figure Out Which One of them Opened that New Restaurant
    May 22, 2020

Unger the Influence

  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

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    Kleefeld Residents to Spend the Next Six Months Picking Rocks
    May 29, 2017
  • Porch Swing Launches Mennonite Grandma into Neighbour’s Yard
    May 23, 2019
  • Man With Obscure Mennonite Surname Feeling Totally Left Out
    December 13, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman Wins National Curling Championship
    March 1, 2021

Trending

  • Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who
    June 10, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies
    June 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons
    June 6, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonite Pastor Barely Outlasts UK Prime Minister Liz Truss
    October 22, 2022
  • United States Signs $110 Billion Weapons Deal with Random Guy on eBay
    May 25, 2017
  • Marty McFly Goes Back 30 Years to the Mysterious World of 1994
    January 5, 2024
  • Don Cherry Says Suit is Inspired By Mennonite Floor Patterns
    May 31, 2018
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Alberta Man Votes to Stay in Canada After Discovering Honey Dill Sauce

June 15, 2026

Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle

June 14, 2026

Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”

June 13, 2026

Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties

June 12, 2026

Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026

Unger Games

  • Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two
    June 18, 2026
  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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