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Unger Suspicion

Surprises Abound on Taylor and Travis’s Guest List

July 4, 2026

NEW YORK, NY There were plenty of surprises on the star-studded guest list at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding this week, including Dakota Johnson, Gigi Hadid, and several members of the local Amish community. […]

Unger Suspicion

Area Man Spends 10 Hours Trying to Figure Out Hotel Shower Controls

July 3, 2026

MONTREAL, QC Area man Collin Penner has been in Montreal for the jazz fest since Saturday, but has spent the entire time just figuring out how to get the hot water going in his hotel […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Woman Excommunicated for Leaking ‘Game of Thrones’ Spoilers
    April 13, 2019
  • Bible School Offering Money Back Guarantee if Not Engaged By the End of First Semester
    September 4, 2018
  • Christian Man Says ‘Merry Christmas’, Nothing Happens
    December 16, 2019

Unger & Thirst

  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026
  • Mennonite Family’s Been Eating Nothing but Mini Donuts for the Past Week
    June 19, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman to Continue Wearing Mask in Liquor Store
    March 15, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Couples Compete to Have the Most Grandchildren
    April 11, 2024
  • Thousands of Steinbachers Set Up Lawn Chairs Just Outside Concert Gates To Avoid Paying
    June 18, 2016
  • Manitoba Reports First Case of Broeskypox
    May 21, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Learns German Just So He Can Keep Up With the News
    December 3, 2023

Trending

  • Winnipeg Jets Select Björk in First Round
    June 27, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Fakes Injury to Avoid Church this Morning
    June 27, 2026
  • Vandals Caddyshack the Reflecting Pool
    June 26, 2026
  • 300-Foot Gash Appears in MB Church Baptismal Tank
    June 25, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Congress to Do Everything in its Power to Do Absolutely Nothing
    May 26, 2022
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a Big Hit on Hutterite Colony
    February 18, 2019
  • What Happens When a Mennonite Replies to an Email Scammer? (This is for Real)
    December 6, 2017
  • Family Manages to Get On a Record Three Rides During Weeklong Trip to Disney
    April 6, 2026
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Area Man Has No Idea His AI-Generated Poster is a Total Shit Show

July 2, 2026

Canadians Accidentally Set Off Fireworks 3 Days Early

July 1, 2026

Paraguay Defeats Germany Thanks to the Prayers of 100,000 Mennonites

June 30, 2026

Taco Bell Unveils New Logo

June 29, 2026

Leamington Residents Celebrate Canada’s World Cup Victory with Giant Ketchup-Covered Vereniki

June 28, 2026

Unger Games

  • Paraguay Defeats Germany Thanks to the Prayers of 100,000 Mennonites
    June 30, 2026
  • Leamington Residents Celebrate Canada’s World Cup Victory with Giant Ketchup-Covered Vereniki
    June 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Select Björk in First Round
    June 27, 2026
  • Recently Retired Jonathan Toews Scrambles to Get His Name on the Fernwood Waiting List
    June 20, 2026
  • Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two
    June 18, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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