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Unger Suspicion

Angine de Poitrine Turn Out to be a Couple Mennonite Boys from Winkler

April 15, 2026

WINKLER, MB Angine de Poitrine, the mysterious math rock duo who has taken the Internet by storm, have kept their identities secret until now. The secret slipped this week out after the drummer was caught […]

Unger the Influence

Conservatives Form Majority Government

April 14, 2026

OTTAWA, ON After a barrage of floor crossing and a couple by-elections this week, Mark Carney and the Conservative Party of Canada have finally formed a majority government. “Canadians have spoken loud and clear—they want […]

Unger Conviction

  • Church Meeting Delayed Four Hours Waiting for a Seconder
    October 23, 2019
  • Mennonite Child Forced to Watch ‘Hymn Sing’ Before He Can Watch ‘Disney’
    September 4, 2025
  • Chris Wallace to Moderate Upcoming Mennonite Church Board Meeting
    September 30, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • KFC Implements New ‘Bring Your Own Bacon’ Policy
    August 25, 2024
  • Chef Gordon Ramsay Has Absolutely No Criticism for Mennonite Girls
    September 21, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Tries Unsuccessfully to Get a Buzz from Ginger Ale
    November 9, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files
    February 1, 2026
  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Steinbach Transit Purchases New Fleet of Honda Civics
    October 18, 2022
  • 40-Year-Old Mennonite Man Still Called “Junge”
    August 13, 2020
  • Ten Thousand Villages Celebrates Ten Thousand Years of Service
    May 12, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Tips at Chicken Chef
    January 31, 2023

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet
    April 7, 2026
  • Family Manages to Get On a Record Three Rides During Weeklong Trip to Disney
    April 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • “It’s all starting to taste like Mennonite food!” Says Joe Biden After Losing Sense of Taste and Smell
    July 24, 2022
  • Winnipeg Jets Trade for the Wrong Toews
    January 23, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman Discovered Hidden Behind Her Englisher Husband’s Surname
    January 8, 2023
  • Bargain-Hungry Shoppers Flock to the Wrong Hudson Bay
    March 16, 2025
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“I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says

April 13, 2026

Mennonite Man Wears His Very Best Carhartt to Church

April 12, 2026

Americans Demand the Flooding of Saskatchewan and Manitoba to Give their Ships Easier Access to Canadian Oil

April 11, 2026

Thousands of Poultry Farmers Accidentally Show Up at ‘National Poetry Month’ Event

April 10, 2026

Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist

April 8, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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