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Unger the Influence

Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign

July 28, 2026

CHARLOTTETOWN, PEI A new White House anti-DEI bill has inadvertently targeted the small Canadian province of Prince Edward Island. “It’s unfair, totally unfair. Those woke Canadians have a whole province dedicated to PEI,” said Trump. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

July 27, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB According to a recent Statistics Canada estimate, the City of Winnipeg now has a population of just over 850,000 Friesens. “And growing,” said mayor Scott Gillingham, one of just three individuals in the […]

Unger Conviction

  • Three Mennonites Hospitalized After Brutal Drive-By Shunning
    December 7, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Confesses to Voting NDP
    September 10, 2019
  • Mennonite Seminary Student Can’t Figure Out All This German
    February 9, 2019

Unger & Thirst

  • Three Hours Later, Mennonite Man Still Working on that Piece of Chokecherry Pie
    August 12, 2018
  • Shocking New Photos Show Dramatic Glacier Retreat
    January 9, 2020
  • Mennonite Family Gets Costco Membership Just for All the Free Samples
    December 10, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund
    May 20, 2026
  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Funeral Movie ‘The Burial’ Shocks Audiences with Sheer Lack of Pickles
    October 18, 2023
  • Germans Excited for ‘Taylor Schnell’ Concert
    July 11, 2024
  • New Regulations Force Female Crokinole Players to Wear Short Skirts
    May 4, 2017
  • Mennonite Heritage Village Offers Time Travel for a Lot Less than the Cost of a Delorean
    August 21, 2018

Trending

  • Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food
    July 21, 2026
  • Christopher Nolan Casts Pacifist Mennonite Farmer as Odysseus
    July 20, 2026
  • US Strikes Iran With Their Most Powerful Weapon: Taco Bell Lettuce
    July 19, 2026
  • Trump to Fence Off the Border to Keep Out Canadian Smoke
    July 18, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Daily Bonnet Risks Alienating Legions of Devoted Followers in Quebec by Saying “Go Jets Go!”
    June 2, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Insists His Beard is Not a Tribute to Fidel Castro
    November 26, 2016
  • All 3 Remaining Commonwealth Countries Guaranteed Medals in Every Sport
    August 3, 2022
  • Area Man to Corner You at the Water Cooler Tomorrow Morning and Tell You All About the Latest Joe Rogan Podcast
    October 17, 2022
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Mennonite Family Wastes Entire Vacation Visiting Relatives

July 26, 2026

Southern Manitoba Transitions from Agricultural-Based Economy to Wedding Venue-Based Economy

July 25, 2026

Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time

July 24, 2026

Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents

July 23, 2026

Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge

July 22, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

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