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Unger Conviction

Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight

March 21, 2026

VANDERHOOF, BC Pastor Dave pulled up onto the lot this morning for his marriage counselling sessions with the Thiessens only to find that the entire lot was covered with mysterious black circles and the whole […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque

March 20, 2026

BLUMENORT, AB Area man Peter Dueck used the equity on his pea farm to buy over a million dollars of fuel at the local Co-op this past year, hoping for a really awesome dividend cheque in spring. “I […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Church Issues Memo Against Signing Garrett Marino
    September 10, 2022
  • Mennonite Church Buys Out Last Year of Pastor’s $40,000 Contract
    June 30, 2023
  • ‘Iron Maiden’ Performs to Sold Out Crowd at Local Mennonite Church
    November 17, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Family Feeds Hungry Puppies at Local Buffet
    April 29, 2017
  • Hundreds of Horrified Mennonites Served ‘Pasta’ for Easter Sunday after Kitchen Mixup
    April 17, 2022
  • Canadians Gorge on Turkey While Millions of Americans Starve
    October 10, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mysterious Steinbach Mineral Claims Finally Revealed
    February 28, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Begrudgingly Signs Up for Sportsnet So He Can Watch the Jets Game
    April 10, 2019
  • Corny Rempel Becomes World’s First Menno Simons Impersonator
    December 19, 2016
  • Sydney Sweeney Spotted on Kansas Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    July 30, 2025

Trending

  • Subway Opens in La Broquerie
    March 12, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel
    March 10, 2026
  • McDonald’s CEO Reluctantly Tries New Vereniki Product
    March 8, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Local Man Becomes Mennonite Just for the Jokes
    July 17, 2022
  • Credit Union Accidentally Gives Loan to Englishers
    October 14, 2017
  • NHL Announces Expansion to Tiny Mennonite Village
    June 22, 2016
  • Toronto Raptors Hire New Trajchtmoaka
    June 8, 2019
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Strawberries Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

March 19, 2026

Local Gas Station to Offer Free Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase

March 18, 2026

Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz

March 17, 2026

Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight

March 16, 2026

Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year

March 14, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

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