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Unger Suspicion

Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech

May 22, 2026

NEW YORK, NY The historic Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York will be torn down this week and replaced with a $1.8 billion Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech. “I’ve always been a very […]

The Daily Bonnet

Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

May 21, 2026

BURNS LAKE, BC Thomas Redekop, 54, of Burns Lake, BC was in for the surprise of his life after he cut into a delicious perogy only to discover the entire thing was filled with a […]

Unger Conviction

  • College and Career Glow Bowling Event Results in Record Number of Hook-Ups
    October 20, 2016
  • Dual Headstone Eagerly Awaits Death of Spouse
    August 23, 2025
  • ‘Unger’s Bible Dictionary’ Not Nearly As Hilarious As Mennonite Man Was Hoping
    October 13, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Politician Splits from Conservatives to Form the Tupperware Party
    August 23, 2018
  • Municipality Approves the Sale of Hash Brownies at Church Bake Sales
    November 9, 2017
  • Mennonite Woman Enjoys Delicious Steaming Cup of Pripps
    December 11, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • “I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says
    April 13, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonites Unveil New Mascot
    July 6, 2025
  • Report: Cows Don’t Like Being Tipped
    June 30, 2017
  • 10 Steinbach Online Headlines as Written by ChatGPT
    June 12, 2023
  • Mennonite Couple Select the Perfect Pair of Crocs for a Night on the Town
    July 7, 2021

Trending

  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • 90-Year-Old Grandma Emerges Victorious in Senior Assassin 2026
    May 12, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Sets Record for Tallest Bowl at Mongo’s Grill
    May 10, 2026
  • Nationwide Cottage Cheese Shortage Causes Mennonites to Compromise Cherished Values for First Time Ever
    May 9, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Idiot Spring Breakers Force Sharks to Take Matters Into Their Own Hands
    March 20, 2020
  • Local Man’s Biggest Fear is Showing His Fear
    November 6, 2020
  • Jason Kenney Appointed Sunday School Coordinator at GraceLife Church
    April 11, 2021
  • Vinegar Feeling ‘Severely Neglected’ as Jason Kenney Spends All His Time on Oil
    June 1, 2019
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Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund

May 20, 2026

Mennonite Woman Permanently Trapped in New Landmark Roundabout

May 19, 2026

Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup

May 18, 2026

Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour

May 17, 2026

Mennonite Woman to Dust Entire Province of Manitoba

May 15, 2026

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

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