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Unger & Thirst

Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food

July 21, 2026

ABBOTSFORD, BC Local couple Diane and Pete Kroeker decided they’d go for some authentic Mennonite food this evening, so naturally they went to their favourite Indian restaurant. “What were you expecting? Vereniki and schmaunt fat?” […]

Unger Suspicion

Christopher Nolan Casts Pacifist Mennonite Farmer as Odysseus

July 20, 2026

HOLLYWOOD, CA Director Christopher Nolan has stirred up controversy for his casting decisions yet again this week after replacing Matt Damon with 83-year-old retired Mennonite farmer/minister David Unrau. Unrau will star as legendary Greek hero […]

Unger Conviction

  • In Honour of Blue Jays, Mennonite Pastor to Preach Epic 18-Inning Sermon this Sunday
    October 28, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Marries Cat
    August 8, 2017
  • Pastor Mansplains for 40 Minutes this Morning
    July 16, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Saskatchewan Butcher Claims His Farmer Sausage is Just as Good as Anything they Make in Manitoba
    March 13, 2021
  • Morden Man Sets Up Corn Stand Early This Year
    April 24, 2026
  • Mennonite Family Feeds Hungry Puppies at Local Buffet
    April 29, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • “Adult Graphic Novels” Cause Stir at Local Library
    September 9, 2019
  • A Mennonite Guide to Card Games – Ranked in Order of Sinfulness
    November 15, 2016
  • ‘Mennonite Pickers’ Find Treasure Trove at Local Dump
    February 24, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Convinced New Pfizer Shot Gives Him More Stamina During Meddachschlop
    May 17, 2021

Trending

  • Thousands of Canadians Flock to Mexico to Cool Off this Summer
    July 13, 2026
  • Mennonite Women are Shedding their Düaks During Heat Wave
    July 12, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonite Seniors Confuse Lobby Cam for OnlyFans
    December 13, 2023
  • Taylor Swift Ticket Discovered at Thrift Store
    December 1, 2022
  • Winnipegers Rush to Get their Hands on the Cheapest Nosebleed Seats
    January 13, 2026
  • Mennonite Sunday School Kids to Open for Barack Obama
    March 4, 2019
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US Strikes Iran With Their Most Powerful Weapon: Taco Bell Lettuce

July 19, 2026

Trump to Fence Off the Border to Keep Out Canadian Smoke

July 18, 2026

Mennonite Woman Lucks Out With New Licence Plate

July 16, 2026

Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again

July 15, 2026

Folk Fest Attendee Sells Spot in the Shade for $500 a Square Foot

July 14, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

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