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Unger the Influence

Wab Kinew Returns to Steinbach to Mow the Boulevards

September 14, 2026

STEINBACH, MB In what just might be the most heated conflict the City of Steinbach has ever had with the Province of Manitoba, a grassy boulevard on Brandt Street remained totally unmowed for several weeks […]

Unger Games

Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’

September 13, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB With echoes of the 97th Grey Cup, the Saskatchewan Roughriders saw their comeback against Winnipeg in the Banjo Bowl stymied after an inopportune ‘Too Many Mennonites’ call. “Too many Mennonites. Saskatchewan,” said head […]

Unger Conviction

  • 300-Foot Gash Appears in MB Church Baptismal Tank
    June 25, 2026
  • Mennonite Pastor Hides Geocache in Church to Attract New Members
    March 19, 2018
  • Area Church Seemingly Doesn’t Realize that God is Not Confined to a Parking Lot
    November 29, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Travellers Required to Dispose of Roll Kuchen Before Boarding
    July 27, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman Eats All Her Popcorn Before the Movie Even Starts
    February 4, 2020
  • Niverville Residents Finally Free From Arduous Journey to Winnipeg McDonald’s
    October 3, 2025

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026
  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • New TikTok Account Features Videos of Mennonite Woman Resisting the Urge to Dance
    March 9, 2021
  • Mennonite Couples Vow to Save Meddachschlop for Marriage
    April 21, 2017
  • Miracle-Working Techno-Whizz Grandson Turns Computer Off and then On Again
    January 21, 2019
  • CEO Caught With Mennonite Woman In His Arms
    July 18, 2025

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Takes 5 Hours to Pass Semi
    September 3, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman in Existential Crisis at Grocery Store
    September 2, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Introduces Japanese A5 Wagyu Jreewe
    August 30, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Balenciaga Releases New $2000 Shit-Covered Mennonite Rubber Boots
    May 20, 2024
  • Mennonite Couple Enrol Kids in Immersion School Thinking it’s a Baptismal Class
    December 7, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Keeps On Asking Questions He Easily Could’ve Googled
    June 28, 2021
  • Massive Concrete Wall Divides Kitchener and Waterloo
    September 19, 2017
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Premier Wab Kinew Finally Visits Steinbach Just as Every Local Politician is Mysteriously Out of Town

September 12, 2026

Mennonite Woman Mistakes MLCC for MCC

September 11, 2026

Mennonite Man to Gift Entire Province with Smell of Money

September 9, 2026

New UN Map Finally Shows Paraguay At Its Actual Size

September 8, 2026

Prime Minister, Bryan Adams Share Roll Kuchen in Altona

September 5, 2026

Unger Games

  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026
  • Massive Simon Hildebrandt Statue Appears Outside MBCI
    August 16, 2026
  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026

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