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Unger Suspicion

Subway Opens in La Broquerie

March 12, 2026

LA BROQUERIE, MB The small town of La Broquerie, Manitoba has just become home to the tiniest subway in the world. “You get on at the HyLife Centre and it takes you all the way […]

Unger Games

Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire

March 11, 2026

RIVERTON, MB Days after arriving in Manitoba to film his latest movie, Taylor Swift’s inlaw Jason Kelce has decided to retire to a simpler life on the farm. “I realized that Hollywood is not for […]

Unger Conviction

  • Local Bible School Offers Degree in Inspirational Meme Creation
    July 22, 2020
  • A Mennonite Guide to Earning Your Salvation
    June 2, 2017
  • Mennonite Pastor Hired for Wife’s Ability to Play the Piano
    February 19, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • Trudeau Hires Mennonites to Administer New $900 Million Roll Kuchen Grant Program
    August 19, 2020
  • Rhubarb-Flavoured Vaping All the Rage in Mennonite Country
    March 23, 2018
  • Mennonite Couple Expands Their Palate at Mall Food Court
    July 7, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Couple Celebrates 40 Years of Marriage by Getting Separate Beds
    July 24, 2017
  • Abes Treatment Centre Opens in Winkler
    February 17, 2017
  • Winkler Family Plans Exotic Vacation in Morden this Summer
    September 1, 2020
  • Area Resident Becomes First Mennonite Man Ever to Tell His Wife He Loves Her
    October 14, 2022

Trending

  • Frugal BC Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings
    March 3, 2026
  • Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer
    March 1, 2026
  • US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files
    February 28, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Loewen Family Totally Destroys Dueck Family
    January 20, 2019
  • Kermit the Frog Weighs in on Steinbach Pride Controversy
    June 21, 2016
  • Area Man to Corner You at the Water Cooler Tomorrow Morning and Tell You All About the Latest Joe Rogan Podcast
    October 17, 2022
  • Former Manitobans Now Outnumber Albertans in Alberta
    September 23, 2019
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Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel

March 10, 2026

McDonald’s CEO Reluctantly Tries New Vereniki Product

March 8, 2026

Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney

March 6, 2026

High Valley Fills Winnipeg Theatre Entirely with Rempels

March 5, 2026

World War III Finally Gives Mennonites the Chance to be Conscientious Objectors Again

March 4, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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