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American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey

February 26, 2026

OTTAWA, ON Moments after the US victory on Sunday morning, millions of Canadians have decided they no longer have any interest in the sport of hockey. “President Trump warned us of this very thing,” said […]

Unger Games

Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal

February 25, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC President Trump announced this afternoon that he would be awarding Winnipeg Jets/Team USA goaltender Connor Helleybuyck the nation’s highest civilian honour. “And that, of course, is that made up coal trophy I was […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Woman Accidentally Reads Men’s Study Bible
    September 24, 2022
  • Mennonite Church Bans Google Chrome
    November 29, 2017
  • They’ve Totally Changed All the Lyrics to 606
    February 17, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman Stocks Up on Dented Cans and Bruised Bananas
    June 14, 2021
  • Mennonite Farmers Excited for Bountiful Papsi and Ravel Crop this Year
    June 28, 2020
  • Liquor Stores Remove Russian Vodka from Shelves Without Any Mennonites Noticing
    March 7, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road
    January 17, 2026
  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • St. Catharines, Ontario to be Renamed Taunte Katherine’s
    February 24, 2021
  • How the Gingerich Stole Christmas
    December 23, 2018
  • Thousands of Winnipegers Visit Steinbach and Decide ‘It Doesn’t Suck’
    July 22, 2016
  • Children Walk In On Parents Having Meddachschlop
    December 28, 2016

Trending

  • Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone
    February 18, 2026
  • Manitoba Issues Province-wide “Yellow Snow” Warning
    February 17, 2026
  • I Searched the Epstein Files for Mennonite Content – This is What I Found
    February 16, 2026
  • France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2
    February 15, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • American Hockey Expert Makes His Picks for NHL Playoffs
    April 25, 2018
  • New Survey Suggests 8 out of 10 People Cannot Identify the Man in the Rio Statue
    August 14, 2016
  • Uber Launches Service in Amish Country
    January 27, 2017
  • Harry and Meghan to Winter in Regina
    January 10, 2020
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Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line

February 24, 2026

Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again

February 23, 2026

Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store

February 22, 2026

Abbotsford Man Has No Excuse to Miss Church Tomorrow Since He’ll Be Up at 5 AM Anyway Watching Hockey

February 21, 2026

James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review

February 19, 2026

Unger Games

  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026
  • Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store
    February 22, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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