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Unger Conviction

Mennonite Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween

October 19, 2026

STEINBACH, MB The local MBGC church invites everyone to dress up like their favourite movie character and come sit around drinking Papsi and eating candy in the church basement this evening. “We’ll be decorating everything […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Encouraged to Get Out and Vogt

October 18, 2026

WINKLER, MB Municipal elections are coming up and that means Mennonites across the province will heading to the polls to Vogt. “I’m hoping the Vogter turnout will be high this year,” said local vogter Dave […]

Unger Conviction

  • Faith Healer Offers Monthly Payment Plan
    January 10, 2025
  • Alberta Separatists Hire Mennonites to Show Them How It’s Done
    October 17, 2026
  • Mennonite Church Hires Coldplay to Help Spot the Sinners
    July 20, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Steinbach Finally Gets an Authentic Mexican Restaurant
    September 24, 2024
  • Mennonite Woman Spends Six Hours Looking for the Right Tupperware Lid
    September 23, 2021
  • Mennonite Couple Drives 20 Minutes to Another Restaurant to Avoid 5 Minute Wait at the First One
    August 20, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Premier Wab Kinew Finally Visits Steinbach Just as Every Local Politician is Mysteriously Out of Town
    September 12, 2026
  • Toddler Demands Lake Ontario Be Renamed Lake Poopy Pants
    August 27, 2026
  • Trump Threatens to Rename Lake Winnipeg if Wab Kinew Doesn’t Stop Saying Mean Things About Him
    August 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Ten Dollar Donation in 1987 Leads to Lifetime of Junk Mail from Local Charity
    December 14, 2020
  • NASA Commemorates Historic “First Mennonite on the Moon”
    November 8, 2019
  • ‘State of Emergency’ Declared at Steinbach Garage Sale Riot
    May 13, 2018
  • Now that Grandma’s Passed, the Hieberts Can Finally Stop Having So Many Family Gatherings
    June 26, 2018

Trending

  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026
  • FIFA Awards Donald Trump Nobel Prize for Literature
    October 8, 2026
  • Massive E-Scooter Outbreak Strikes Southern Manitoba
    October 7, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Winnipeg Woman Hosts Lovely Housewarming Party for Area Ladybugs
    October 3, 2021
  • Canadian Supreme Court Rules ‘Curling is a Real Sport’
    October 4, 2022
  • Fraser Valley Renamed ‘Frasier Valley’ After Kelsey Grammer Visit
    July 20, 2022
  • Zondervan Releases New ‘Greatest Hits’ Bible
    September 30, 2021
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Alberta Separatists Hire Mennonites to Show Them How It’s Done

October 17, 2026

Incoherent White House Press Secretary Actually Speaking Low German

October 16, 2026

American School Bans ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ For Being Canadian

October 14, 2026

White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’

October 13, 2026

Mennonite Woman Arrested for Buying Her Pumpkin Pie at Costco

October 12, 2026

Unger Games

  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026

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