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Unger the Influence

Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler

October 23, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Winnipeg mayoral candidate Calvin Kleinsasser had a lot of explaining to do this week after his team accidentally ran an ad that included photos of Winkler, Manitoba instead of Winnipeg. “I don’t know […]

Unger the Influence

Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat

October 22, 2026

EDMONTON, AB Edmonton’s small but growing Mennonite community has come to rally around their new-ish mayor after discovering he shared an interest in their favourite snack. “Nah, oba, I really had no interest in municipal […]

Unger Conviction

  • Pastor Breaks Down, Admits Entire Sermon Was Just Fake News
    November 23, 2017
  • Mennonite Pastor Hired for Wife’s Ability to Play the Piano
    February 19, 2024
  • Martin Luther Costumes Flying Off the Shelves this Halloween
    October 31, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Despite Renovations Steinbach Sobeys Will Always Be Penner Foods to Me: A Love Story
    April 10, 2022
  • Argentina Runs Out of Yerba Mate Moments After World Cup Victory
    December 18, 2022
  • Popular Mennonite Cookbook Updated for Millennials: ‘The Less-with-More Cookbook’
    January 26, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For
    October 6, 2026
  • Trump Promises Mennonites $5000 Worth of Bubbat if They Vote Republican
    October 3, 2026
  • Wab Kinew Returns to Steinbach to Mow the Boulevards
    September 14, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Authors Eager to Get their Books Banned by Local Christian Bookstore
    May 4, 2021
  • Bart Simpson Calls Moe’s Tavern to Ask for ‘Anita Dyck’
    July 5, 2024
  • Swift Current Residents Furious at Taylor Swift for Leaving Their City Off Her 2025 Tour
    June 22, 2023
  • Surge in Peanut Allergies Has Mennonite Church Handing Out Empty Paper Bags this Christmas
    December 24, 2024

Trending

  • American School Bans ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ For Being Canadian
    October 14, 2026
  • White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’
    October 13, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Arrested for Buying Her Pumpkin Pie at Costco
    October 12, 2026
  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Music Fans Celebrate as Ticketmaster Earns Zero Dollars this Month
    May 28, 2020
  • Edmonton Area Pastor Sworn in as New Alberta Health Minister
    April 13, 2021
  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026
  • Oil Company to Reroute Pipeline Through World’s Most Famous Cemeteries
    September 7, 2016
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Roundup Introduces New Product to Eliminate Election Signs in Your Yard

October 21, 2026

Mennonite Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween

October 19, 2026

Mennonites Encouraged to Get Out and Vogt

October 18, 2026

Alberta Separatists Hire Mennonites to Show Them How It’s Done

October 17, 2026

Incoherent White House Press Secretary Actually Speaking Low German

October 16, 2026

Unger Games

  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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