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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Finally Takes Off His Winter Tires

May 4, 2026

AYLMER, ON Mr. Todd Driedger of Aylmer is always the last one in all of Aylmer, Ontario to switch over to his summer tires. “I could tell Daisy was ready for a change,” said Driedger, […]

Unger the Influence

James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo

May 3, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC Former FBI director James Comey was indicted this week after posting a photo of seashells that had been arranged to spell ‘606 47.’ “You know what that means?” said President Trump. “Quite frankly […]

Unger Conviction

  • Pastor to Defer $6800 Per Year in Unusual Arrangement with Local Mennonite Church
    December 14, 2023
  • Mennonite Church Unveils New “Choir of the Runny Noses”
    October 2, 2022
  • Mennonite Seminary Student Can’t Figure Out All This German
    February 9, 2019

Unger & Thirst

  • Altona Votes to Adopt Knackzoat as Legal Tender
    June 10, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Tinkers with Grandma Penner’s Recipes
    October 6, 2018
  • Steinbachers to Vote on Whether to Legalize Romaine Lettuce
    November 25, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer
    March 1, 2026
  • US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files
    February 28, 2026
  • James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review
    February 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Penner and Penner to Breed Purebred Penner Children
    June 3, 2017
  • How to Slide into a Mennonite Woman’s DMs
    August 7, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Confuses Genealogy Website for Dating App
    October 8, 2018
  • 7 Signs that Mennonite Man is Just Not that Into You
    August 28, 2017

Trending

  • Mennonite Town Implements Needle Exchange Program for Knitting-Addicted Grandmas
    April 25, 2026
  • Morden Man Sets Up Corn Stand Early This Year
    April 24, 2026
  • Mr. Hamm to Return to Ancestral Name of Mr. Schinkjefleisch
    April 23, 2026
  • Mr. Harms Promises He Won’t Hurt Anybody
    April 22, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Oil Company to Reroute Pipeline Through World’s Most Famous Cemeteries
    September 7, 2016
  • Mennonite Banksy Strikes Again
    August 19, 2017
  • Embarrassed Manitoba Premier Seeks Treatment for Premature Election
    June 19, 2019
  • Mennonites! Come Join the Glorious Nation of North Korea!
    April 11, 2017
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Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI

May 2, 2026

Mennonite Woman’s Algorithm Nothing But Vereniki

May 1, 2026

King Charles: “White House Dinner Not as Delicious as the Vereniki I Had in Steinbach Back in 1970”

April 30, 2026

Cuauhtémoc Selected as 2026 World Cup Host City

April 29, 2026

Mennonite Man Takes Home Top Prize at Annual ‘Humility Awards’

April 27, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

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