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Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026

WINKLER, MB Area man Benny Goertzen saw these delicious Noah’s Ark cookies at a local bake sale this month and immediately had to try them. “Love the colours. Love the rainbows. These look absolutely delicious,” […]

Unger Games

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026

NEWTON, KS The Third Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas will be bringing in the crowds this week as they prepare to host their first ever UFC fight on the front lawn. “Come early and bring […]

Unger Conviction

  • Confused Mennonite Grandma Sings Men’s Part on ‘Joy to the World’
    December 20, 2016
  • Chaos in Church Kitchen as Pickle Dishes Discovered in Cream and Sugar Cupboard
    February 5, 2024
  • Long-winded Mennonite Pastor Blamed for Burnt Sunday Roast
    September 29, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Denies Having a Beer Belly
    February 1, 2017
  • Introducing the Seattle Knackin’
    July 23, 2020
  • Medium Salsa Proves Far Too Spicy for Mennonite Man
    August 23, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Woman Catfishes Dozens of Men With Notes in Church Mailboxes
    June 23, 2018
  • Thousands of Mennonites ‘Conscientiously Object’ to Winter
    January 21, 2017
  • Mennonite Man to Circle the Earth For Next Two Months, Causing Mini-moon
    October 1, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Creates ’50 Shades of Grey’-Inspired Pleasure Room
    March 18, 2019

Trending

  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter
    May 27, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Assiniboine Park Zoo Opens Up New Mosquito Exhibit
    July 25, 2017
  • Newlyweds Excited to Rip Each Other’s Masks Off in the Hotel Room Later Today
    September 15, 2021
  • Police Arrest the Wrong Luigi
    December 12, 2024
  • Car Manages to Stay Clean for a Record Two Minutes After Leaving Car Wash
    March 15, 2024
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Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026

Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026

Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly

June 2, 2026

Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review

May 31, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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