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Unger Suspicion

Massive E-Scooter Outbreak Strikes Southern Manitoba

October 7, 2026

STEINBACH, MB Steinbach, Manitoba has experienced a massive e-scooter outbreak this summer as thousands of locals have taken to the streets and sidewalks in an effort to disregard their own safety or the safety of […]

Unger the Influence

British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For

October 6, 2026

VICTORIA, BC After the BC conservatives elected Lorne Doerkson as leader recently, voters in the province will now have the chance to pick a Russian Mennonite or a Swiss one. “Of course, who knows if […]

Unger Conviction

  • Bible College Now Offering Shorter 6-Month MRS Degree
    March 13, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Concerned She Might Be Anglican
    November 21, 2025
  • Stage Fright Strikes Local Pastor Moments Before Altar Call
    April 14, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonites Looking Forward to Those New Smoked Cheese Curds
    June 6, 2024
  • Funeral Cancelled After Bridge Fire Cuts Off Cheese Curd Supply
    May 11, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman’s Algorithm Nothing But Vereniki
    May 1, 2026

Unger the Influence

  • Vandals Caddyshack the Reflecting Pool
    June 26, 2026
  • Trump Vows to Make Washington Reflecting Pool as Beautiful as Lake Winnipeg
    June 17, 2026
  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Woman Lucks Out With New Licence Plate
    July 16, 2026
  • Trad Wife Discovered at Mennonite Museum
    June 1, 2024
  • Abbotsford Couple Excited for New ‘Downtown Abby’ Movie
    September 28, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Now in Charge of British Columbia
    November 18, 2022

Trending

  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Left Lane Between Steinbach and Blumenort to be Designated “Slow Minivan Lane”
    September 22, 2026
  • Electrician Busy Explaining to Concerned Mennonites what ‘AC/DC’ Really Means
    September 21, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Ruins Perfectly Good Cinnamon Buns By Adding Raisins
    September 20, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Amazon Introduces New Premium ‘Two Weeks Late’ Delivery Option
    December 15, 2024
  • King Solomon to Undergo Wisdom Tooth Surgery
    May 13, 2019
  • What Every Mennonite Parent Needs to Know About ‘Fortnite’
    May 10, 2018
  • Tucker Carlson Discovered Knacking Zoat in Jeans Shorts at the Pits
    April 25, 2023
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Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season

October 5, 2026

Trump Promises Mennonites $5000 Worth of Bubbat if They Vote Republican

October 3, 2026

Police Raid Home Suspected of Hosting Wild All-Night Tupperware Party

October 2, 2026

AI Claims It Won’t Kill All Humans and There’s Nothing to Worry About

September 27, 2026

Hundreds of Legal Potash Dispensaries to Open in Saskatchewan

September 26, 2026

Unger Games

  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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