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Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026

NEWTON, KS The Third Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas will be bringing in the crowds this week as they prepare to host their first ever UFC fight on the front lawn. “Come early and bring […]

Unger Suspicion

Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Construction crews have been really busy this summer putting up pylons on Manitoba highways. “Yeah, we’re hoping to put up caution signs and pylons on every road in southern Manitoba by the end […]

Unger Conviction

  • Steinbach Streets Clogged at 9:30 AM on a Sunday
    August 1, 2025
  • Church New Year’s Eve Party Over By 8 PM
    December 31, 2017
  • Snoop Dogg Gives Up Smoking after Joining Mennonite Church
    November 18, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Vegetables Left Untouched After Mennonite Woman Brings Nanaimo Bars
    May 4, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman Finds Romance in the Sausage Aisle at Zehrs
    July 29, 2019
  • Jello Fruit Salad Proves Too Tempting for Mennonite Man
    May 17, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Sod Huts Make a Comeback after Surge in Lumber Prices
    May 20, 2021
  • Costumed Museum Volunteer Mistaken for “Real Authentic Mennonite”
    July 31, 2022
  • How to Tell if a Mennonite is Flirting With You
    April 2, 2017
  • Christian Movie Shatters Box Office Record in Steinbach
    September 22, 2018

Trending

  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter
    May 27, 2026
  • Petro-Canada Introduces New Farmer Sausage-Scented Air Fresheners
    May 26, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Local Mom Sentenced to Three Years Watching ‘Peppa Pig’
    February 26, 2018
  • A List of 80s TV Shows Your Mennonite Mom Didn’t Let You Watch
    November 6, 2017
  • Pallister to Live Out the Rest of His Days in Quaint Central American Colony
    September 2, 2021
  • 7 Rock Songs We Should Sing in Church
    November 28, 2017
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Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026

Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly

June 2, 2026

Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review

May 31, 2026

Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week

May 30, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026

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