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Unger Suspicion

Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Reunite for ‘The Big Sawatzky’

August 1, 2026

HOLLYWOOD, CA The Coen Brothers have just wrapped up filming the sequel to their 1998 cult hit The Big Lebowski. The new film, entitled The Big Sawatzky, which reunites Jeff Bridges with John Goodman, Steve […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mr. Penner Flicks For Triple Word Score

July 31, 2026

BLUMENORT, MB Normally Mr. Penner can be pretty confident that he’ll come out on top anytime the knipsbrat board is placed in front of him. But a mixup with the knipsers this afternoon really had […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Church Suspends Man 41 Weeks for Using Playing Cards
    October 28, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Kicked Out of Church for Calling Pastor a ‘Wacko’
    April 30, 2024
  • Emergency Backup Preacher Fills In for Injured Senior Pastor
    February 25, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Caught “Enjoying Hot Wings” at Hooters
    May 25, 2018
  • Winkler Declares Schmaunt Fat Rationing Emergency
    July 28, 2021
  • Grandma Cookies Now Made from Freshly Harvested Grandmas
    November 11, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund
    May 20, 2026
  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • ‘Winkler Humility’ March Offers Stark Contrast to ‘Morden Pride’
    June 24, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Finally Allowed to Stay Up Late Enough to Watch M*A*S*H*
    September 27, 2025
  • Mennonite Man’s Vocabulary Reduced to ‘Once’, ‘Yet’, and ‘Such’
    August 5, 2017
  • Plautdietsch Ranked as ‘World’s Saxiest Accent’
    April 23, 2021

Trending

  • Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time
    July 24, 2026
  • Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents
    July 23, 2026
  • Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge
    July 22, 2026
  • Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food
    July 21, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Area Man Has No Idea His AI-Generated Poster is a Total Shit Show
    July 2, 2026
  • Larry Norman Updates Song: “Why Doesn’t the Devil Have Any Good Music?”
    February 12, 2017
  • Pastor’s Wife Plagiarizes Michelle Obama
    July 25, 2016
  • Mennonite Couple Enrol Kids in Immersion School Thinking it’s a Baptismal Class
    December 7, 2024
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Chihuahua Airport Offers New Lounge Just For Mennonite Grandmas

July 30, 2026

Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign

July 28, 2026

Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

July 27, 2026

Mennonite Family Wastes Entire Vacation Visiting Relatives

July 26, 2026

Southern Manitoba Transitions from Agricultural-Based Economy to Wedding Venue-Based Economy

July 25, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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