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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Honour Dad by Making Him Come Over and Fix Stuff

June 21, 2026

TABER, AB A young Mennonite couple invited Dad over this Sunday afternoon to fix the leaking tap and a couple other things that were wrong with the house. “Happy Father’s Day, Dad,” said Samantha Penner. […]

Unger Games

Recently Retired Jonathan Toews Scrambles to Get His Name on the Fernwood Waiting List

June 20, 2026

STEINBACH, MB Days after announcing his retirement from hockey, Winnipeg Jets superstar Jonathan Toews made sure to get his name on the waiting list at Fernwood Place in Steinbach. “You can’t leave it until the […]

Unger Conviction

  • Four-Part Harmony Slashed to Three After Recent Budget Cuts
    October 25, 2017
  • Winkler Church Raises Money to Send Missionaries to Morden
    October 11, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Shaves Beard into Goatee to Become Youth Pastor
    April 24, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Thirst Trap? Oma Lures Opa with Fresh Homemade Iced Tea
    April 19, 2024
  • Tide Pods Added to Grandma’s Delightful Faspa Spread
    January 20, 2018
  • Gopnik Outspits Mennonite
    October 23, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • A Quick Break From Our Regular Satirical Programming
    March 2, 2022
  • Winkler Man Insists on Placing Lawn Chair in Front Yard
    June 17, 2019
  • What’s the 2023 Low German Word of the Year?
    November 28, 2023
  • Students Petition CMU for ‘Hipster Discount’
    September 7, 2016

Trending

  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who
    June 10, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies
    June 9, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Justin Trudeau Among 313 Canadians Banned from “Going Anywhere Near Alberta”
    March 18, 2022
  • Controversial Politician Supports Mandatory Vacations
    September 18, 2021
  • Manitoba Hill Masquerades as “Mountain”
    July 12, 2020
  • Manitoba Government Introduces Strict ‘No Kill’ Policy for Mosquitos
    May 28, 2017
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Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two

June 18, 2026

Trump Vows to Make Washington Reflecting Pool as Beautiful as Lake Winnipeg

June 17, 2026

Alberta Man Votes to Stay in Canada After Discovering Honey Dill Sauce

June 15, 2026

Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle

June 14, 2026

Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”

June 13, 2026

Unger Games

  • Recently Retired Jonathan Toews Scrambles to Get His Name on the Fernwood Waiting List
    June 20, 2026
  • Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two
    June 18, 2026
  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026

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