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Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties

June 12, 2026

TORONTO, ON Thousands of Mennonites across Canada were relieved this afternoon after Canada ended their match with Croatia in a tie. “That way no one goes home happy,” said Pete Dyck of Kitchener. “You know, […]

Unger Games

Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026

LOS ANGELES, CA Every single Mennonite on the planet will be cheering on Paraguay as they face off against the Americans in the World Cup opener this Friday evening. “They’ll be cheering in Spanish. They’ll […]

Unger Conviction

  • Conservative and Liberal Mennonite Debate Church Music
    July 6, 2018
  • Mennonite Pastor Unfazed by Fly on Her Face the Entire Service
    October 8, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman Falls Way Behind on Her Devotions
    March 20, 2019

Unger & Thirst

  • “But I Didn’t Inhale”: Mennonite Politician Confesses to Consuming Borscht
    February 11, 2019
  • Pepsi-Cola to Rebrand in Mennonite Country
    August 1, 2017
  • Mennonite Politician Splits from Conservatives to Form the Tupperware Party
    August 23, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Woman Receives Most Romantic Birthday Present Ever!
    February 22, 2020
  • Liberal Mennonite ‘Too Woke for Meddachschlop’
    January 11, 2020
  • Frugal Manitobans Celebrate as Christmas Gatherings Banned this Year
    November 11, 2020
  • Mennonite Kids Forced to Recite Poem in Order to Get Christmas Present
    December 17, 2024

Trending

  • Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain
    June 3, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly
    June 2, 2026
  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026
  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Area Man Still Can’t Get that Pink Pie
    February 17, 2021
  • Single Snowflake Causes Vancouver Schools to Shut Down for ‘Snow Day’
    March 5, 2018
  • Hospital Entrance to be Converted into Skate Park
    June 29, 2016
  • Winnipeg to Install Massive New “Gateway Arch” to Compete with St. Louis
    March 16, 2024
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Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026

Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026

Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026

Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026

Unger Games

  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026

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