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Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year

March 14, 2026

Oba, it’s that time of year again, the Onkel Oscar awards yet. This year there were many Mannanite movies. Good thing we can stream them so no one can spot us in line at the […]

Unger Suspicion

Subway Opens in La Broquerie

March 12, 2026

LA BROQUERIE, MB The small town of La Broquerie, Manitoba has just become home to the tiniest subway in the world. “You get on at the HyLife Centre and it takes you all the way […]

Unger Conviction

  • Hip New Church Bulletin Goes All Comic Sans
    April 9, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Converts JWs at the Front Door
    January 5, 2018
  • Escalator Strands Pastor, Sermon Delayed
    September 26, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Banished From Town After Choosing the Sweet Pickles
    August 1, 2022
  • Generous Mennonite Family Treats Dad to an Order of Mozza Sticks
    June 16, 2019
  • Ten Authentic Mennonite Dishes to Make for Mennonite Heritage Week
    September 8, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonites Go Crazy for New Cryptocurrency the ‘Plettcoin’
    December 27, 2017
  • Local Author Stays Covid Safe with Ingenious Stick and Pen Combo
    May 28, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Spends Two Hours Selecting Least Awkward Urinal
    July 6, 2022
  • World’s Oldest Living Mennonite Fondly Reminisces About the 1908 World Series
    November 3, 2016

Trending

  • World War III Finally Gives Mennonites the Chance to be Conscientious Objectors Again
    March 4, 2026
  • Frugal BC Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings
    March 3, 2026
  • Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer
    March 1, 2026
  • US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files
    February 28, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Highway 75 Construction to be Finished Just in Time to Start All Over Again
    October 4, 2024
  • Comprehensive List of Steinbach Politicians Scheduled to Attend Pride March Today
    July 9, 2016
  • Kevin Costner to Star in Epic $300 Million Film About Mennonites
    October 19, 2019
  • Hardworking Family of Russian Mennonites Offers to Replace UK in the European Union
    June 23, 2016
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Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire

March 11, 2026

Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel

March 10, 2026

McDonald’s CEO Reluctantly Tries New Vereniki Product

March 8, 2026

Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney

March 6, 2026

High Valley Fills Winnipeg Theatre Entirely with Rempels

March 5, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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