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Cuauhtémoc Selected as 2026 World Cup Host City

April 29, 2026

CUAUHTEMOC, CHIHUAHUA, MEXICO The 2026 World Cup host cities have been announced and surprisingly ever single one of them is located in a place that’ll be real convenient for Mennonite audiences. Among the choices are […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Takes Home Top Prize at Annual ‘Humility Awards’

April 27, 2026

WICHITA, KS The competition was fierce at the annual Mennonite Humility Awards this year, but, in the end, Mr. Samuel Janzen, 73, of Wichita was awarded the ‘Most Humble Person in Human History’ trophy. “Woohoo! […]

Unger Conviction

  • Chaos in Church Kitchen as Pickle Dishes Discovered in Cream and Sugar Cupboard
    February 5, 2024
  • Mennonite Elder Board to Determine Scheifele’s Fate
    June 3, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Wears Steel Toe Boots to Church
    December 19, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Poor Air Quality Blamed on Gassy Mennonite Man
    August 2, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Discovers $1,000,000 in Deceased Grandma’s Margarine Containers
    July 8, 2017
  • Taunte Helen’s Coleslaw Declared ‘National Historic Site’
    April 4, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review
    February 19, 2026
  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files
    February 1, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Enns Family Gets Their Own Special Crossing
    September 27, 2019
  • Mennonite Family Excommunicated for Living in Temperate Climate
    June 2, 2022
  • Dolphins Return to Southern Manitoba for First Time in Centuries
    April 30, 2020
  • Oma Wiebe Really Excited About Altona’s New Pot Shop
    March 24, 2019

Trending

  • Server Stops By to Ask if Everything’s Tasting Good So Far Just as Area Man Takes Final Bite
    April 20, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026
  • Fans Petition Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to Induct Paraguayan Harpist Eduard Klassen
    April 18, 2026
  • Angine de Poitrine Turn Out to be a Couple Mennonite Boys from Winkler
    April 15, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Christians to Stop Killing Other Christians for at Least a Couple Minutes on Easter Sunday
    April 20, 2025
  • Canadian Mennonites Pay Tribute to the Tragically Hip
    August 21, 2016
  • Presents from Santa Delayed Until March this Year
    November 27, 2024
  • Larry Norman Updates Song: “Why Doesn’t the Devil Have Any Good Music?”
    February 12, 2017
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Mennonite Town Implements Needle Exchange Program for Knitting-Addicted Grandmas

April 25, 2026

Morden Man Sets Up Corn Stand Early This Year

April 24, 2026

Mr. Hamm to Return to Ancestral Name of Mr. Schinkjefleisch

April 23, 2026

Mr. Harms Promises He Won’t Hurt Anybody

April 22, 2026

City of Steinbach Issues ‘Boil Schmaunt Fat’ Advisory

April 21, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

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