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Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year

March 14, 2026

Oba, it’s that time of year again, the Onkel Oscar awards yet. This year there were many Mannanite movies. Good thing we can stream them so no one can spot us in line at the […]

Unger Suspicion

Subway Opens in La Broquerie

March 12, 2026

LA BROQUERIE, MB The small town of La Broquerie, Manitoba has just become home to the tiniest subway in the world. “You get on at the HyLife Centre and it takes you all the way […]

Unger Conviction

  • Epic Fail! MBer and GCer Make Feeble Attempt at Singing the Doxology Together
    September 7, 2020
  • Mennonite Church Sets Record By Standing Up and Sitting Down 600 Times in a Single Service
    March 9, 2020
  • Mennonite Pastor Launches New Line of $99 NFT Trading Cards
    December 26, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman’s Glasses are So Foggy She Can’t Even See Who to Judge at the Liquor Store
    September 15, 2020
  • “I Could Make it Myself Better and Cheaper”: Mennonite Woman Refuses to Buy Anything at Church Bake Sale
    January 18, 2019
  • Fourth Wiseman Rejected for Bringing Halva
    December 23, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Top Mennonite Vacation Rentals Available Right Now on AirBnB
    August 23, 2017
  • Manitoba Hires Mennonite Quilting Ladies to Patch Provincial Highways
    May 14, 2022
  • Mennonite Men Compete to See Who Looks Sexiest in a Seed Company Cap
    November 5, 2022
  • Let’s Face it, You’re Probably Getting Socks Again This Year
    December 21, 2016

Trending

  • World War III Finally Gives Mennonites the Chance to be Conscientious Objectors Again
    March 4, 2026
  • Frugal BC Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings
    March 3, 2026
  • Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer
    March 1, 2026
  • US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files
    February 28, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Winnipeg Man Gets 20 Years in Prison for Stealing A&W Mug
    March 29, 2019
  • In Solidarity with Lisa LaFlamme, Restaurant to Put One Grey Hair in Every Bowl of Chili
    August 26, 2022
  • IOC Bans Mennonites from 2018 Winter Olympics
    December 6, 2017
  • Counting Crows Launch New Fragrance ‘The Smell of Hospitals in Winter’
    December 27, 2023
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Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire

March 11, 2026

Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel

March 10, 2026

McDonald’s CEO Reluctantly Tries New Vereniki Product

March 8, 2026

Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney

March 6, 2026

High Valley Fills Winnipeg Theatre Entirely with Rempels

March 5, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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