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Unger Suspicion

Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech

May 22, 2026

NEW YORK, NY The historic Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York will be torn down this week and replaced with a $1.8 billion Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech. “I’ve always been a very […]

The Daily Bonnet

Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

May 21, 2026

BURNS LAKE, BC Thomas Redekop, 54, of Burns Lake, BC was in for the surprise of his life after he cut into a delicious perogy only to discover the entire thing was filled with a […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Seminary Student Can’t Figure Out All This German
    February 9, 2019
  • Mennonite Pastor Unfazed by Fly on Her Face the Entire Service
    October 8, 2020
  • Abbotsford Man Has No Excuse to Miss Church Tomorrow Since He’ll Be Up at 5 AM Anyway Watching Hockey
    February 21, 2026

Unger & Thirst

  • Romantic Gesture Turns into Quite the Quandary for Mennonite Woman
    March 8, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Caught Distributing Yerba Mate on Halloween
    November 1, 2022
  • Mennonite Couple Ill-Prepared for Encounter with ‘Spicy Perogy Pizza’
    February 4, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • “I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says
    April 13, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • There’s No Reimer Friesen for Mennonite Man’s Actions
    June 13, 2019
  • Vinyl Outsells CDs at MCC Store for the First Time Since 1987
    March 29, 2023
  • The Hottest Christmas Present This Year? Children’s Advil
    December 13, 2022
  • Winkler Residents Hooked on New Video Game ‘Pac-Mannanite’
    July 9, 2024

Trending

  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • 90-Year-Old Grandma Emerges Victorious in Senior Assassin 2026
    May 12, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Sets Record for Tallest Bowl at Mongo’s Grill
    May 10, 2026
  • Nationwide Cottage Cheese Shortage Causes Mennonites to Compromise Cherished Values for First Time Ever
    May 9, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Volkswagen Offers Customers Financial Compensation for the Embarrassment of Driving a Volkswagen
    January 3, 2018
  • Moscow Opens Lovely New 55+ Apartments for Retired Dictators
    December 10, 2024
  • Mennonites Excited for New Star Wars Movie
    December 16, 2016
  • Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says
    March 24, 2026
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Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund

May 20, 2026

Mennonite Woman Permanently Trapped in New Landmark Roundabout

May 19, 2026

Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup

May 18, 2026

Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour

May 17, 2026

Mennonite Woman to Dust Entire Province of Manitoba

May 15, 2026

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

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