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Southern Manitoba Transitions from Agricultural-Based Economy to Wedding Venue-Based Economy

July 25, 2026

MITCHELL, MB Agriculture has been the backbone of the economy in southern Manitoba for well over a century. Over the past couple years, however, it has been radically transformed to a wedding venue-based economy, as […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time

July 24, 2026

WINKLER, MB Taunte Tina of Winkler has recently discovered she’d been excluded from the Klippenstein family group chat for the past 10 years. “Oba, they were talking about the upcoming Klippenstein gathering and who was […]

Unger Conviction

  • Oba, But Winkler Already is a “Sanctuary City” Yet
    September 4, 2021
  • Choir Director Admits He Really Doesn’t Know What the Heck He’s Doing with His Arms
    March 18, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies
    June 9, 2026

Unger & Thirst

  • Mexican Mennonite Woman Invites Friends Over for the Wrong Kind of Disco
    March 6, 2021
  • Altona Votes to Adopt Knackzoat as Legal Tender
    June 10, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Struggles with Soup at Local Vietnamese Restaurant
    July 8, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Manitoba Couple Visits Abbotsford Relatives Never to Return
    July 24, 2016
  • Area Woman Accidentally Posts Something Positive and Uplifting on Social Media
    May 19, 2025
  • Mrs. Henry L. Funk Celebrates Fifty Years of Using Her Husband’s Name
    January 20, 2017
  • Top 10 Most Inappropriate Mennonite Couples
    November 1, 2021

Trending

  • Trump to Fence Off the Border to Keep Out Canadian Smoke
    July 18, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Lucks Out With New Licence Plate
    July 16, 2026
  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • Folk Fest Attendee Sells Spot in the Shade for $500 a Square Foot
    July 14, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • YouTuber Spends Entire Video Asking People to Like and Subscribe
    October 7, 2021
  • Mennonites! Come Join the Glorious Nation of North Korea!
    April 11, 2017
  • Tim Hortons Raises Starting Wage to 15 Timbits an Hour
    January 13, 2018
  • Mennonite Banksy Strikes Again
    August 19, 2017
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Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents

July 23, 2026

Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge

July 22, 2026

Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food

July 21, 2026

Christopher Nolan Casts Pacifist Mennonite Farmer as Odysseus

July 20, 2026

US Strikes Iran With Their Most Powerful Weapon: Taco Bell Lettuce

July 19, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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