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Unger Games

Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game

October 30, 2026

ALTONA, MB When the Friesens of Altona got free nosebleed tickets to the Jets game this week, they were put in quite the predicament. “Looks like we’re going to have to pre-game it,” said Susie, […]

Unger & Thirst

City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa

October 29, 2026

VANCOUVER, BC The chef at Vancouver’s top restaurant has been feeding the city’s elite for years with his delectable selection of charcuterie. Unfortunately, chef Pierre’s ego took a big hit this weekend after a trip […]

Unger Conviction

  • Church Launches New Program: ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner and Staying All Night?’
    May 7, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman Claps Along to Worship Song
    May 14, 2017
  • Local Man Lives Unnoticed in Megachurch Restroom for 10 Years
    July 12, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Uncle Undoes Pants Button to Make Room for More Sausage
    July 2, 2017
  • Everyone’s Grandma is the Very Best Cook in the Entire World
    August 30, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Tries to Pass Off Farmer Sausage as Kubasa
    September 8, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026
  • British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For
    October 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Grandma Penner’s VCR: Rewinding ‘Dr. Zhivago’ Since 1988
    January 6, 2017
  • Mennonite Farmer Caught Combining on a Sunday
    October 27, 2019
  • Mennonite Grandmas Hired to Lead National Contact Tracing Program
    November 5, 2020
  • Try Your Hand at Mennonite Mad Libs!
    April 6, 2017

Trending

  • Roundup Introduces New Product to Eliminate Election Signs in Your Yard
    October 21, 2026
  • Mennonite Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween
    October 19, 2026
  • Mennonites Encouraged to Get Out and Vogt
    October 18, 2026
  • Alberta Separatists Hire Mennonites to Show Them How It’s Done
    October 17, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Police Arrest the Wrong Luigi
    December 12, 2024
  • Uber Launches Service in Amish Country
    January 27, 2017
  • Passengers Rush to Board ‘Super Safe’ Flight with 99% Survival Rate
    December 5, 2020
  • Communist Takeover Complete After Local Man is Politely Asked to Put on a Mask
    November 20, 2020
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Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

October 28, 2026

Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler

October 26, 2026

Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites

October 25, 2026

Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler

October 23, 2026

Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat

October 22, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026

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