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The Daily Bonnet

Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

WINKLER, MB When the Province announced that Manitobans would no longer be participating in the time change, the City of Winkler pounced on the opportunity to distinguish itself from neighbouring Morden. “We’re establishing a Winkler […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB First time trick-or-treaters Pete and Linda Siemens of North Kildonan had heard you were supposed to dress as something really really scary for Halloween. “So, naturally, we dressed as the scariest creature in […]

Unger Conviction

  • Man Who Attends Gender Segregated Church Really Upset About Not Being Allowed to Go Where He Wants to Go and Do What He Wants to Do
    September 25, 2021
  • Thousands of Mennonites Miss Church Due to Time Change
    March 12, 2017
  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show
    February 8, 2026

Unger & Thirst

  • New Steakhouse to Offer Extra Tough and Chewy Steak ‘Just the Way Mennonites Like It’
    March 25, 2024
  • Mennonite Football Player Suspended Two Games after Testing Positive for Papsi and Ravel
    August 26, 2019
  • Fraser Valley Man Dunks Donut, Sparks Massive Theological Debate
    September 11, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026
  • British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For
    October 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Woman to Dust Entire Province of Manitoba
    May 15, 2026
  • Entire City of Steinbach to Stretch Out Along Highway 12
    August 7, 2017
  • Steinbach Man Fined for Obstructed View; Everyone Thinks It’s Satire
    November 22, 2023
  • From Knackzoat to Plumi Moos: Five Amazing New Gifts in MCC’s Annual Christmas Giving Guide
    November 15, 2021

Trending

  • Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler
    October 23, 2026
  • Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat
    October 22, 2026
  • Roundup Introduces New Product to Eliminate Election Signs in Your Yard
    October 21, 2026
  • Mennonite Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween
    October 19, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • ‘Pacifism is Totally Impractical’ Says Large Multinational Weapons Manufacturer
    December 1, 2016
  • Mennonite Couple Spends Delightful Holiday Weekend on Toronto Tarmac
    December 28, 2022
  • Man Who Trashed Entire Neighbourhood When the Canucks Lost Really Upset About a Few Statues Coming Down
    July 8, 2021
  • Abbotsford Woman Mortgages House to Pay for Taylor Swift Tickets
    November 5, 2023
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Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game

October 30, 2026

City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa

October 29, 2026

Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

October 28, 2026

Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler

October 26, 2026

Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites

October 25, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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