The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger
Unger Conviction

300-Foot Gash Appears in MB Church Baptismal Tank

June 25, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB A 300-foot long gash has appeared in the South Central Kildonan MB church baptismal tank this week, which has pastor Dave making accusations of vandalism. “It was the GCers I’m sure,” said Pastor […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Leaves Faspa Early to Avoid Cleaning Up the Chairs

June 24, 2026

WINKLER, MB At faspa this week, James Dueck, 37, of Winkler scrambled out of the church gymnasium just as soon as he’d wolfed down his cheese curds and dills. The reason? He was sick and […]

Unger Conviction

  • Trudeau to Mennonite Pastors: ‘Stop Speaking So Moistly’
    April 8, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Accused of Flipping Off the Pastor
    November 9, 2023
  • Military Called In to Prevent Mennonite Woman from Getting Behind the Pulpit
    June 28, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Anthony Bourdain Confirms Steinbach is ‘Worth the Trip’
    June 26, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Regrets Ordering Taco Bell Right Before Church
    December 2, 2022
  • Mennonite Grandmas Frantically Fill Paper Bags with Peanuts
    December 22, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Reopening Plan Allows Mennonites to Uncover their Ankles
    June 21, 2021
  • ‘Artsy’ Mennonite Director to Release Documentary ‘My Vanapag’
    February 14, 2020
  • Frugal BC Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings
    March 3, 2026
  • Mennonite Man with Pickup Truck Constantly Asked to Help Move
    May 25, 2019

Trending

  • Alberta Man Votes to Stay in Canada After Discovering Honey Dill Sauce
    June 15, 2026
  • Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle
    June 14, 2026
  • Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”
    June 13, 2026
  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Fraser Valley Renamed ‘Frasier Valley’ After Kelsey Grammer Visit
    July 20, 2022
  • Jennifer Aniston Doused in Schmaunt Fat on Set of ‘The Morning Show’
    August 8, 2024
  • This Year’s Stanley Cup to be Awarded to NHL’s Most Deserving Fans
    March 26, 2020
  • Joe Biden Continues Longstanding American Tradition of Bombing the Hell Out of Foreign Countries
    February 26, 2021
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Libertarian Accidentally Walks Down Public Sidewalk

June 23, 2026

Mennonite Couple Honour Dad by Making Him Come Over and Fix Stuff

June 21, 2026

Recently Retired Jonathan Toews Scrambles to Get His Name on the Fernwood Waiting List

June 20, 2026

Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two

June 18, 2026

Trump Vows to Make Washington Reflecting Pool as Beautiful as Lake Winnipeg

June 17, 2026

Unger Games

  • Recently Retired Jonathan Toews Scrambles to Get His Name on the Fernwood Waiting List
    June 20, 2026
  • Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two
    June 18, 2026
  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved