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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Takes 28 Years to Walk from Winkler to Morden

November 5, 2026

MORDEN, MB Back in 1998, Winkler man Karl Broesky kissed his family goodbye and embarked on a journey to the pick up some Chicken Chef in Morden. Now, 28 years later, he’s finally completed his […]

Unger Games

Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate

November 4, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Just as all hope was lost, the Winnipeg Jets stormed back from a 4-0 deficit last night to take control of the US House and Senate. “It’s hard to stop that blue wave,” […]

Unger Conviction

  • MBer Charges the Stage After GCer’s Mennonite Joke Goes Terribly Wrong
    April 5, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Wows Audience with Stunning Performance of that Piano Song You Play with Your Knuckles
    March 30, 2018
  • Southern Baptists Expel Rick Warren for Floral-Patterned Shirt and Lack of Necktie
    June 18, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Grandkids Still Reluctant to Go Anywhere Near Grandma’s Plumi Moos
    March 29, 2018
  • New Study: Farmer Sausage Contains Only “Trace Amounts” of Actual Farmers
    March 10, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Has Already Planted 25% of a Simon and Garfunkel Song
    July 3, 2025

Unger the Influence

  • White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’
    October 13, 2026
  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Fact Check: Are you more likely to die from Dutch Blitz than a shark attack?
    May 11, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Passes “Auntie Jen” Test
    April 27, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman Gives Husband Stunning New Haircut
    April 29, 2020
  • No Picture
    2025 Quiz Answers
    December 25, 2016

Trending

  • Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting
    October 28, 2026
  • Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler
    October 26, 2026
  • Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites
    October 25, 2026
  • Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler
    October 23, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Man Stands Up During Q&A to Tell His Entire Life Story
    September 6, 2025
  • Pipeline to Supply Calgary With Toronto Water
    July 17, 2024
  • Pam Bondi Offered Promising New Career in Multilevel Marketing
    April 3, 2026
  • Pharaoh’s Heart Hardened by Cracklings
    August 20, 2016
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Winnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change

November 3, 2026

Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026

Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game

October 30, 2026

City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa

October 29, 2026

Unger Games

  • Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate
    November 4, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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