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Unger Suspicion

Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech

May 22, 2026

NEW YORK, NY The historic Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York will be torn down this week and replaced with a $1.8 billion Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech. “I’ve always been a very […]

The Daily Bonnet

Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

May 21, 2026

BURNS LAKE, BC Thomas Redekop, 54, of Burns Lake, BC was in for the surprise of his life after he cut into a delicious perogy only to discover the entire thing was filled with a […]

Unger Conviction

  • Man Arrested for Scalping Tickets to Megachurch Service
    February 1, 2017
  • Mennonite Seminary Student Can’t Figure Out All This German
    February 9, 2019
  • Church Cell Group Consists Mostly of Endoplasmic Reticulum
    January 8, 2019

Unger & Thirst

  • Grandma Stocks Up On Discount Christmas Oranges For Next Year
    January 1, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Hospitalized After Eating Too Far Into the Green Part
    August 4, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Sells Tomato Juice Miracle Cure
    June 16, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • “I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says
    April 13, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • ‘Russian Mennonite’ Shocked to Discover He’s Actually Dutch
    January 22, 2017
  • New Star Wars Film to Feature Strange Mysterious Creatures from a Galaxy Far Far Away Called Steinbach
    February 17, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Shocks Relatives by Shooting with Middle Finger
    November 3, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows
    March 25, 2026

Trending

  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • 90-Year-Old Grandma Emerges Victorious in Senior Assassin 2026
    May 12, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Sets Record for Tallest Bowl at Mongo’s Grill
    May 10, 2026
  • Nationwide Cottage Cheese Shortage Causes Mennonites to Compromise Cherished Values for First Time Ever
    May 9, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Manitobans Required to Lounge Around in Towels and Pretend the Whole Province is One Big Sauna
    July 22, 2022
  • Winnipeg Jets Trade for the Wrong Toews
    January 23, 2023
  • Local Man Becomes First Ever Graduate of PragerU
    August 4, 2020
  • Generous Rider Fans Donate Unwanted Grey Cup Tickets to Local Thrift Store
    October 23, 2022
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Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund

May 20, 2026

Mennonite Woman Permanently Trapped in New Landmark Roundabout

May 19, 2026

Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup

May 18, 2026

Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour

May 17, 2026

Mennonite Woman to Dust Entire Province of Manitoba

May 15, 2026

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

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