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Unger Suspicion

Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Construction crews have been really busy this summer putting up pylons on Manitoba highways. “Yeah, we’re hoping to put up caution signs and pylons on every road in southern Manitoba by the end […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026

GOSHEN, IN Local man Johan Miller has always wanted a good quality inground pool, which he feels will be especially refreshing during the hot summer months. “But I wasn’t going to pay Home Depot prices,” […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Child Wondering Why We’re Singing All These Songs About Calgary this Time of Year
    April 16, 2022
  • LGBT Church Opens Doors in Southeast Manitoba
    May 19, 2016
  • Grandma Plett Discovers Bible iPhone App, Disrupts Service
    August 26, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Daredevil to Consume Pickles and Milk Together
    October 28, 2018
  • Server Stops By to Ask if Everything’s Tasting Good So Far Just as Area Man Takes Final Bite
    April 20, 2026
  • Dentyne Gum Fails to Mask Aroma of Cigarettes on Mennonite Woman’s Breath
    May 21, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • High German Mennonite Clings Desperately to False Sense of Superiority Over Low German Mennonite
    June 28, 2017
  • Englisher So Hairy He’s Mistaken for a Mennonite
    April 17, 2020
  • Yoder Shortage Leads to Unrest in Lancaster County
    November 29, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Convinced New Pfizer Shot Gives Him More Stamina During Meddachschlop
    May 17, 2021

Trending

  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter
    May 27, 2026
  • Petro-Canada Introduces New Farmer Sausage-Scented Air Fresheners
    May 26, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Celebrates 10 Years of Schmaunt Fat Jokes
    May 25, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Teens Shocked to Meet Grandparents at New Timothée Chalamet Movie
    December 26, 2024
  • Mennonite Hockey Players Forbidden from Completing ‘Gordie Howe Hat Trick’
    June 12, 2016
  • Man Wearing North Face Jacket Forced to Walk Backwards Everywhere
    December 21, 2023
  • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hired by Fox News
    October 29, 2018
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Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly

June 2, 2026

Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review

May 31, 2026

Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week

May 30, 2026

Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For

May 29, 2026

Unger Games

  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026

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