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Unger Conviction

Abbotsford Man Has No Excuse to Miss Church Tomorrow Since He’ll Be Up at 5 AM Anyway Watching Hockey

February 21, 2026

ABBOTSFORD, BC Jacob Fehr of Abbotsford has been rather sporadic in his church attendance as of late, but Pastor Dan says he has absolutely no reason to miss church tomorrow since he’ll be up by […]

Unger the Influence

James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review

February 19, 2026

SEMINOLE, TEXAS The renowned Mennonite satire site The Unger Review had intended to run an article schputting Texas political candidate James Talarico, but had to pull it at the last minute for unknown reasons. “He’s […]

Unger Conviction

  • That Hymn 606 Sure Gets Around
    September 21, 2021
  • Introducing the All New Mennonite Enneagram!
    April 9, 2019
  • ‘Presumptuous’ Mennonite Man Brings His Own Bible to Church
    December 8, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Everyone’s Grandma is the Very Best Cook in the Entire World
    August 30, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Wins Noble Peas Prize
    October 10, 2025
  • Mennonite Football Player Suspended Two Games after Testing Positive for Papsi and Ravel
    August 26, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road
    January 17, 2026
  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mexican Mennonite Purchases Snowmobile, Prays for White Christmas
    December 15, 2018
  • How Much Do You Know About Mennonites? Test Your Knowledge.
    August 1, 2017
  • Kitchener Man Finally Meets His Waterloo
    May 5, 2021
  • ‘Mennonites’ Deemed Offensive, To Be Replaced with ‘Personnonites’
    February 8, 2018

Trending

  • Mennonite Couple Celebrate Valentine’s Day By Ordering the Cheapest Thing on the Menu
    February 13, 2026
  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • Americans Furious About All-Plautdietsch Halftime Show
    February 10, 2026
  • Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters
    February 9, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Vacationing Couple to Spend the Next Two Weeks Standing in Lines All Over Europe
    August 5, 2024
  • NFL to Adopt New “Thriftier” 80-Yard Field for Upcoming Season
    August 25, 2019
  • ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Rebranded as ‘Schmidt’s Creek’ for Sensitive Southern Manitoba Market
    October 2, 2020
  • Tom Cochrane Will Attempt to Get Mennonites to Sing Along to Rock Songs Tonight
    June 17, 2017
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Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone

February 18, 2026

Manitoba Issues Province-wide “Yellow Snow” Warning

February 17, 2026

I Searched the Epstein Files for Mennonite Content – This is What I Found

February 16, 2026

France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2

February 15, 2026

Plane Takes Couple to La Crete, Alberta Instead of Greek Island

February 14, 2026

Unger Games

  • Abbotsford Man Has No Excuse to Miss Church Tomorrow Since He’ll Be Up at 5 AM Anyway Watching Hockey
    February 21, 2026
  • Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone
    February 18, 2026
  • France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2
    February 15, 2026
  • Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters
    February 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show
    February 8, 2026

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