WASHINGTON, DC A man with the maturity of a toddler is demanding that Lake Ontario be renamed Lake Poopy Pants. “Mommy and daddy say I’m the best little boy. The best at everything. The best […]
TORONTO, ON Amidst a heated trade war with Canada, President Donald Trump announced a new deal to reinstall all the mines he removed from the Strait of Hormuz and reinstall them in Lake Ontario. “Many […]
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