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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”

June 13, 2026

WINKLER, MB With Pembina Valley Pride hosting their first ever rally in Winkler this afternoon, some locals are upset, saying that even the name of the organization is a problem. “I mean, people can live […]

Unger Games

Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties

June 12, 2026

TORONTO, ON Thousands of Mennonites across Canada were relieved this afternoon after Canada ended their match with Croatia in a tie. “That way no one goes home happy,” said Pete Dyck of Kitchener. “You know, […]

Unger Conviction

  • Lutheran Pastor Signs 1-Day Contract to Retire as a Mennonite
    August 13, 2023
  • Local Free Church to Charge Admission
    April 3, 2018
  • Christian Church Continues Longstanding Christian Tradition of Doing the Opposite of Everything Christ Ever Taught
    March 26, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Cooking to Be Rebranded as ‘Keto Diet’
    November 27, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Caught Shoplifting Rhubarb
    August 30, 2024
  • Panic Strikes Mennonite Picnic as they Run Out of La Cocina
    October 5, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man is Completely ‘Full of Schmidt’
    October 11, 2023
  • Innovative Mennonite Kids Fill Super Soakers with Hand Sanitizer
    July 14, 2020
  • Homeschool Grad Has Drive-In Ceremony on His Own Driveway
    June 19, 2020
  • With the Kids at Grandma’s Tonight, Mennonite Couple Finally Gets a Chance to Play Scrabble
    February 14, 2017

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool
    June 4, 2026
  • Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain
    June 3, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly
    June 2, 2026
  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • ‘Destitute’ Galen Weston to Subsist Entirely on ‘No Name Brand’ Products
    April 8, 2023
  • American Tourist ‘Totally Wasted’ For the Rest of the Trip After Just One German Beer
    July 19, 2019
  • Single Snowflake Causes Vancouver Schools to Shut Down for ‘Snow Day’
    March 5, 2018
  • Taylor Swift ‘Devastated’ After Man Far Outside Her Target Demographic Plans to Boycott Her
    September 16, 2024
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Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026

Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026

Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026

Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026

Unger Games

  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026

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