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The Daily Bonnet

Chihuahua Airport Offers New Lounge Just For Mennonite Grandmas

July 30, 2026

CHIHUAHUA CITY, MEXICO Mrs. Thiessen of Campo 67 was very excited to arrive at the airport in Chihuahua this week when she discovered a whole new lounge just for her. “Nah, oba, would you look […]

Unger the Influence

Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign

July 28, 2026

CHARLOTTETOWN, PEI A new White House anti-DEI bill has inadvertently targeted the small Canadian province of Prince Edward Island. “It’s unfair, totally unfair. Those woke Canadians have a whole province dedicated to PEI,” said Trump. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Chaste Young Mennonites Pledge to Save Hymnal-Sharing for Marriage
    August 4, 2022
  • Google Maps Error Leads Rosenort Couple to Southland Mall in Winkler
    March 15, 2018
  • Chaos Erupts in Church Kitchen After Label Maker Goes On the Fritz
    January 16, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food
    July 21, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Still Chewing the Same Piece of Mom’s “Steak” from 1987
    September 11, 2020
  • Controversial Mennonite Woman Cooks Up Batch of Somma Borscht in Winter
    March 7, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund
    May 20, 2026
  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Celebrates 500 Years of Anabaptism By Getting Baptized 500 Times
    January 20, 2025
  • 2016 Mennonite Christmas Shopping Guide – Ten Thousand Villages vs. Wal-Mart
    December 10, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Tips at Chicken Chef
    January 31, 2023
  • Mennonite Town Implements Needle Exchange Program for Knitting-Addicted Grandmas
    April 25, 2026

Trending

  • Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge
    July 22, 2026
  • Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food
    July 21, 2026
  • Christopher Nolan Casts Pacifist Mennonite Farmer as Odysseus
    July 20, 2026
  • US Strikes Iran With Their Most Powerful Weapon: Taco Bell Lettuce
    July 19, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • $8 Billion Marijuana Theme Park to Be Built on Parliament Hill
    November 30, 2017
  • Local Mall Offering Free Stretcher Service for Shoppers During Holiday Season
    December 1, 2019
  • SkyDome to Be Replaced with Massive Doug Ford Statue
    December 1, 2020
  • Jason Kenney Appointed Sunday School Coordinator at GraceLife Church
    April 11, 2021
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Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

July 27, 2026

Mennonite Family Wastes Entire Vacation Visiting Relatives

July 26, 2026

Southern Manitoba Transitions from Agricultural-Based Economy to Wedding Venue-Based Economy

July 25, 2026

Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time

July 24, 2026

Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents

July 23, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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