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Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show

February 8, 2026

FRESNO, CA For those looking for an alternative halftime show to either Bad Bunny or Kid Rock, the Fresno Central Mennonite Church is inviting guests to listen to their choir this afternoon. “We felt that […]

Unger Games

Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses

February 6, 2026

MILAN, ITALY The Canadian Olympic committee just announced that the entire team, in every sport, would be made up of Friesens and Froeses. “What can I say?” said bobsledder Peter Froese. “With a name like […]

Unger Conviction

  • Steinbach Streets Clogged at 9:30 AM on a Sunday
    August 1, 2025
  • Pastor to Defer $6800 Per Year in Unusual Arrangement with Local Mennonite Church
    December 14, 2023
  • Mennonite Deacon Arrested for Manspreading Across Entire Church Pew
    August 24, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • How to Measure Your BMI (Body Mennonite Index)
    July 29, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Devastated by Meagre Serving of Farmer Sausage
    February 8, 2020
  • Mennonites Excited as Masks are Finally Being Handed Out at the Liquor Store
    January 14, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Christmas Lights Partake in Intermittent Fasting
    December 26, 2021
  • An Artificial Intelligence Guide to Pronouncing Common Mennonite Surnames
    September 9, 2025
  • Frugal Manitobans Celebrate as Christmas Gatherings Banned this Year
    November 11, 2020
  • “Life Just Isn’t Fair,” says Benjamin Fehr
    May 11, 2017

Trending

  • Climber Scales Credit Union Building Without Safety Gear
    January 27, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonite Woman Discovered Hidden Behind Her Englisher Husband’s Surname
    January 8, 2023
  • Smoke Detector Battery Conveniently Programmed to Expire and Chirp Loudly at 2 in the Morning
    December 5, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman Forces Husband to Watch ‘Marley and Me’ Yet Again This Weekend
    October 14, 2024
  • Justin Trudeau Among 313 Canadians Banned from “Going Anywhere Near Alberta”
    March 18, 2022
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Minnesota to be Renamed ‘Manitoba South’

February 3, 2026

George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files

February 1, 2026

Theatres Empty for New Documentary About My Taunte Lina

January 31, 2026

Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament

January 29, 2026

Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now

January 28, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show
    February 8, 2026
  • Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses
    February 6, 2026
  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now
    January 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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