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Unger Suspicion

Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist

April 8, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC It seems the so-called ceasefire in the Middle East lasted oh, about, three minutes, which world leaders claim is actually really good and just part of the plan. “The only way to achieve […]

Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet

April 7, 2026

SPACE Mr. Dave Thiessen, amateur plumber from Plum Coulee, has been sent into space this week to unclog the Artemis II toilet. “When my Mary saw that on TV she said, ‘oba, Dave, that’s a […]

Unger Conviction

  • Which Steinbach Church Has the Best Coffee?
    May 3, 2017
  • All Mennonites Are Exactly the Same
    October 8, 2021
  • Study Reveals 70% of Mennonites Don’t Know All the Dance Moves to Hymn 606
    November 11, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Caf-Lib a Top Seller at Hip New Mennonite Coffee Shop
    November 2, 2018
  • McDonalds Worker is Only Going to Call Your Freakin’ Number One More Time Before She Just Eats it All Herself Already
    May 22, 2024
  • Mennonite Woman Calls 911 Because Her Whopper is Not a Big Mac
    February 24, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Why that Mennonite Boy is Not Texting You Back
    May 9, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Spends All Day at Hardware Store Trying to Find the Wood Stretcher
    August 25, 2023
  • Local Woman Completely Hooked on The Mennodalorian
    January 25, 2021
  • Mrs. Henry L. Funk Celebrates Fifty Years of Using Her Husband’s Name
    January 20, 2017

Trending

  • 8 Mennonite Families from Mexico Establish New Colony on Moon
    April 1, 2026
  • Spring Arrives in Manitoba
    March 31, 2026
  • La Crete Couple Spends Wild Weekend in High Level
    March 30, 2026
  • Winnipeg Construction Crews Busy Installing Fresh New Potholes
    March 29, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Sparse Crowd at Nickelback Concert, Mostly Just Mennonites
    September 21, 2017
  • What Should Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall Do In Retirement?
    August 11, 2017
  • Saskatchewan Roughriders Claim Victory in 2020 Labour Day Classic
    September 5, 2020
  • Fossil Discovered in Southern Manitoba
    November 12, 2017
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Family Manages to Get On a Record Three Rides During Weeklong Trip to Disney

April 6, 2026

Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville

April 5, 2026

Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler

April 4, 2026

Pam Bondi Offered Promising New Career in Multilevel Marketing

April 3, 2026

Mennonite Children Excited for Annual Paska Bun Hunt

April 2, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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