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Unger Suspicion

Angry Winnipeggers Demand Local Restaurant Installs Giant Animatronic Mouse to Entertain the Kids

November 9, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB When a new Winnipeg restaurant announced this week they would be prohibiting children under 15 from dining at their establishment, thousands of furious Winnipeggers took to the streets to demand not only that […]

Unger & Thirst

Steinbachers Starve for Lack of Fast Food Chains

November 8, 2026

STEINBACH, MB Dozens of Steinbachers expressed their rage on the community Facebook page this week, wondering just when “they” were going to bring a particular fast food restaurant to town. “I’m sick and tired of […]

Unger Conviction

  • 300-Foot Gash Appears in MB Church Baptismal Tank
    June 25, 2026
  • Mennonite Pastors Make Statement With ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ T-Shirts
    July 25, 2025
  • The Daily Bonnet Asks: Can You Be Both Christian and Rich?
    June 11, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Pepsi-Cola to Rebrand in Mennonite Country
    August 1, 2017
  • Stanley Cup to be Filled with Rogers Golden Syrup this Year
    June 13, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Confuses Päpanät for Kjnipsers
    December 24, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’
    October 13, 2026
  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Couple Sport Their Very Best Pyjama Pants for Walmart Excursion
    May 3, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Finally Learns His ‘ABCs’
    March 27, 2020
  • David Bergen Discovers Long Lost Twin Brother Maurice Mierau
    September 22, 2023
  • Top Mennonite Vacation Rentals Available Right Now on AirBnB
    August 23, 2017

Trending

  • Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese
    October 31, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa
    October 29, 2026
  • Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting
    October 28, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • John Tortorella Hires Mennonites to Shun Patrik Laine
    March 12, 2021
  • Edmonton Elks to Face the Calgary Grammar Police in Season Opener
    June 13, 2021
  • Tom Brady Signs Massive $50 Million Geritol Endorsement Deal
    March 16, 2021
  • Biden Weighs Nationwide Ban on Gassy Mennonite Food
    January 13, 2023
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Wab Kinew Accidentally Sets Manitoba on Permanent Summer

November 7, 2026

Mennonite Man Takes 28 Years to Walk from Winkler to Morden

November 5, 2026

Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate

November 4, 2026

Winnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change

November 3, 2026

Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

Unger Games

  • Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate
    November 4, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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