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Unger the Influence

Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On

April 19, 2026

NEW HAMBURG, ON Days after it was discovered the Ontario Premier was getting around in a $28 million private jet, Doug Ford announced he would be getting a Martin or Eby to cart him around […]

The Daily Bonnet

Fans Petition Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to Induct Paraguayan Harpist Eduard Klassen

April 18, 2026

STRATFORD, ON Another year has come and gone and once again legendary Paraguayan harpist Eduard Klassen has been left off the list for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. “It’s outrageous,” said […]

Unger Conviction

  • Southern Baptists Aim to Have More Dysfunctional Infighting than the Mennonites by 2024
    June 19, 2023
  • Mennonite Church Signs Pastor to Massive 30-Year $1.2 Million Contract
    January 18, 2017
  • Blessed are the Peacemakers
    November 11, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman Has So Much Extra Rhubarb She Just Doesn’t Know What to Do with it All
    July 1, 2020
  • Delusional Mennonite Man Thinks His Mom’s Vereniki are Better than Your Mom’s Vereniki
    September 6, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman Guesses Wordle in First Try
    January 19, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review
    February 19, 2026
  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files
    February 1, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • The Most Famous People with Every Mennonite Surname
    July 24, 2024
  • Man Sparks Family Feud After Mowing His Lawn on a Sunday
    September 28, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Buried Under Huge Pile of Coats on Master Bed
    January 3, 2019
  • ‘Sheeple’ Farm Opens in Southern Manitoba
    October 23, 2020

Trending

  • Thousands of Poultry Farmers Accidentally Show Up at ‘National Poetry Month’ Event
    April 10, 2026
  • Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist
    April 8, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet
    April 7, 2026
  • Family Manages to Get On a Record Three Rides During Weeklong Trip to Disney
    April 6, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Putin and Biden to Form New Metal Band ‘Minor Incursion’
    January 21, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Takes 5 Hours to Pass Semi
    October 8, 2025
  • Golden Boy Tests Positive for Covid
    November 2, 2020
  • Young People Wonder Just What Kind of World They’re Leaving for Willie Nelson and Keith Richards
    May 1, 2021
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Angine de Poitrine Turn Out to be a Couple Mennonite Boys from Winkler

April 15, 2026

Conservatives Form Majority Government

April 14, 2026

“I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says

April 13, 2026

Mennonite Man Wears His Very Best Carhartt to Church

April 12, 2026

Americans Demand the Flooding of Saskatchewan and Manitoba to Give their Ships Easier Access to Canadian Oil

April 11, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

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