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Unger Suspicion

Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Reunite for ‘The Big Sawatzky’

August 1, 2026

HOLLYWOOD, CA The Coen Brothers have just wrapped up filming the sequel to their 1998 cult hit The Big Lebowski. The new film, entitled The Big Sawatzky, which reunites Jeff Bridges with John Goodman, Steve […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mr. Penner Flicks For Triple Word Score

July 31, 2026

BLUMENORT, MB Normally Mr. Penner can be pretty confident that he’ll come out on top anytime the knipsbrat board is placed in front of him. But a mixup with the knipsers this afternoon really had […]

Unger Conviction

  • ‘Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow’ Reaches #1 on iTunes Chart Nearly 5 Centuries After its Release
    February 6, 2024
  • Why All Mennonite Families Hold Hands While Praying
    June 10, 2018
  • Editorial: ‘I Think the Lord Would Approve of Our Church Split’
    December 2, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • “Of course they’re edible!” Mennonite Woman Brings Potent Snack to Church Potluck
    September 13, 2022
  • Ten Epic Mennonite Dishes We Wish Were Real
    February 16, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Impressed with Such Large Portions of Such Poor Quality Food
    January 3, 2025

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund
    May 20, 2026
  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Netflix to Crack Down on Mennonites Sharing Passwords
    May 6, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Insists on Wearing Suspenders to Nude Beach
    July 27, 2016
  • Mom’s Spoon Preferred to Dad’s Belt, Survey Results Suggest
    April 29, 2018
  • ‘Three King’s Day’ Cripples Winkler Economy
    January 7, 2017

Trending

  • Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time
    July 24, 2026
  • Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents
    July 23, 2026
  • Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge
    July 22, 2026
  • Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food
    July 21, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • CBC Inserts Justin Trudeau into ‘Home Alone 2’
    December 27, 2019
  • Canada and Denmark Reach Settlement Over Disputed Nikolaj Ehlers
    June 21, 2022
  • World Breathes Collective Sigh of Relief as Zoom Goes Down
    May 17, 2020
  • Sean Penn Confesses He’s Really a Penner
    September 9, 2023
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Chihuahua Airport Offers New Lounge Just For Mennonite Grandmas

July 30, 2026

Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign

July 28, 2026

Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

July 27, 2026

Mennonite Family Wastes Entire Vacation Visiting Relatives

July 26, 2026

Southern Manitoba Transitions from Agricultural-Based Economy to Wedding Venue-Based Economy

July 25, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

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