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Unger Games

Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026

LOS ANGELES, CA Every single Mennonite on the planet will be cheering on Paraguay as they face off against the Americans in the World Cup opener this Friday evening. “They’ll be cheering in Spanish. They’ll […]

Unger Suspicion

Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026

OTTAWA, ON The Mark Carney government has plans to ban social media for all children under the age of 16. “But don’t you worry, kids,” said Carney. “We’ve got plenty to keep you entertained. Starting […]

Unger Conviction

  • Elder Board Acquits Mennonite Pastor of Bribing Mrs. Friesen
    February 7, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Kicked Out of Church for Calling Pastor a ‘Wacko’
    April 30, 2024
  • Mennonite Church Approves ‘Scandalous’ New Hemline
    November 15, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • A Closet-Drinker’s Guide to the Mennonite Treasury Cookbook
    December 15, 2016
  • Mennonite Woman to Continue Wearing Mask in Liquor Store
    March 15, 2022
  • Man Who Ate All 183 ‘Burger Week’ Burgers Reveals His Favourite
    September 17, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • 2018 Daily Bonnet Year in Review
    December 31, 2018
  • ‘Mennonite Kama Sutra’ to Be Published This Spring
    December 14, 2016
  • Dozens Injured as Mennonites Stampede to Pick Up Dime from Sidewalk in Downtown Steinbach
    September 14, 2016
  • Winkler Realtor Invites Nosy Mennonites to Wander Around the Friesen’s House
    July 11, 2018

Trending

  • Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly
    June 2, 2026
  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026
  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Local Man’s Biggest Fear is Showing His Fear
    November 6, 2020
  • Trudeau Shopping for New Cabinet at IKEA
    March 5, 2019
  • Yosemite Sam Gives Up His Guns, Plans to Attend Anabaptist Seminary this Fall
    June 13, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman Stocks Up on Discount Candy for Next Year
    November 1, 2023
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Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026

Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026

Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026

Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

Unger Games

  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026

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