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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026

GOSHEN, IN Local man Johan Miller has always wanted a good quality inground pool, which he feels will be especially refreshing during the hot summer months. “But I wasn’t going to pay Home Depot prices,” […]

Unger Suspicion

Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

BALDY MOUNTAIN, MB Area man Pete Rempel braved a completely paved highway this week and became the first member of his immediate family to drive right to the top of Manitoba’s highest mountain. “It’s a […]

Unger Conviction

  • Artificial Intelligence Puts Mennonite Pastor Out of Work
    April 5, 2023
  • Church Meeting Delayed Four Hours Waiting for a Seconder
    October 23, 2019
  • Mennonite Church Hires Coldplay to Help Spot the Sinners
    July 20, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Resourceful Mennonite Woman Makes Do With Hamburger Patties and Hot Dog Buns
    May 25, 2020
  • Fancy Mennonite Restaurant Offers $200 21-course Tasting Menu
    March 14, 2017
  • Mennonite Woman Caught Using ‘Hunky Bill’s Perogie Maker’
    October 3, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Frost Warning Issued for Friesen and Froese
    September 9, 2025
  • Mennonite Dating Site Guarantees a Menno Match!
    April 15, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque
    March 20, 2026
  • Afternoon Power Outage Results in Three Pregnancies
    May 8, 2017

Trending

  • Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter
    May 27, 2026
  • Petro-Canada Introduces New Farmer Sausage-Scented Air Fresheners
    May 26, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Celebrates 10 Years of Schmaunt Fat Jokes
    May 25, 2026
  • Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech
    May 22, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Former Manitobans Now Outnumber Albertans in Alberta
    September 23, 2019
  • Zondervan Releases New ‘Greatest Hits’ Bible
    September 30, 2021
  • Jets Fans Toss Amish Hats onto the Ice to Celebrate Patrik Laine’s Hat Trick
    March 7, 2018
  • Area Person Has Opinion About Issue
    September 11, 2025
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Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly

June 2, 2026

Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review

May 31, 2026

Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week

May 30, 2026

Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For

May 29, 2026

Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht

May 28, 2026

Unger Games

  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026

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