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Unger Games

Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026

LOS ANGELES, CA Every single Mennonite on the planet will be cheering on Paraguay as they face off against the Americans in the World Cup opener this Friday evening. “They’ll be cheering in Spanish. They’ll […]

Unger Suspicion

Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026

OTTAWA, ON The Mark Carney government has plans to ban social media for all children under the age of 16. “But don’t you worry, kids,” said Carney. “We’ve got plenty to keep you entertained. Starting […]

Unger Conviction

  • Neighbourhood Church Has Staff of 30 Pastors for Some Reason
    July 7, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Brushes Up on His German to Read the Bible in Its ‘Original Language’
    March 3, 2017
  • Friendly Bulletins Welcome Lonely Hymnal
    March 21, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Man Who Ate All 183 ‘Burger Week’ Burgers Reveals His Favourite
    September 17, 2023
  • Local KFC Sees 50% Reduction in Diarrhea After Getting Rid of Taco Bell
    July 13, 2023
  • Tim Hortons to Replace Timbits with Mennonite Zwieback
    June 14, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

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    Eligible Mennonite Women Compete to See Has to Marry Lifelong Bachelor Abe
    January 12, 2022
  • The 5 Best ASMR Videos for Mennonites!
    August 20, 2019
  • Mountain Lake Residents Still Looking for that “Mountain”
    July 22, 2021
  • Mennonites Being Extra Careful These Days
    March 13, 2020

Trending

  • Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly
    June 2, 2026
  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026
  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet
    April 7, 2026
  • Judge Sentences Katy Perry to Kiss 100 Random Mennonite Dudes
    March 16, 2018
  • World’s “Most Powerful Nation” Loses Yet Another War
    August 17, 2021
  • Winnipeg Forecast Calls for -8 Today or -230 with Windchill
    December 8, 2022
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Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026

Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026

Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026

Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

Unger Games

  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026

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