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Unger Suspicion

Angry Winnipeggers Demand Local Restaurant Installs Giant Animatronic Mouse to Entertain the Kids

November 9, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB When a new Winnipeg restaurant announced this week they would be prohibiting children under 15 from dining at their establishment, thousands of furious Winnipeggers took to the streets to demand not only that […]

Unger & Thirst

Steinbachers Starve for Lack of Fast Food Chains

November 8, 2026

STEINBACH, MB Dozens of Steinbachers expressed their rage on the community Facebook page this week, wondering just when “they” were going to bring a particular fast food restaurant to town. “I’m sick and tired of […]

Unger Conviction

  • Who is the ‘Mennonite Pope’?
    October 18, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Suspended from Church for the Next 4 Sundays
    June 4, 2021
  • New Mennonite Hymnal Eliminates Verse 3 from Every Hymn
    December 4, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Area Man Tries Real Mexican Coke for the First Time
    October 15, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman Takes Home the Super Bowl
    February 7, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Takes 14 Hours to Bake Cookies that will be Gone in 2 Minutes
    December 6, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’
    October 13, 2026
  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Uncouth Manitoban Carries Umbrella with Him All Over Abbotsford
    October 11, 2022
  • GCers Feeling Left Out of ‘Restart Mennonite Brethren’ Campaign
    October 28, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman Accidentally Puts Up Halloween Decorations for Thanksgiving
    October 7, 2023
  • Local Bookstore Sets Up “Meet a Real Mennonite” Booth
    September 29, 2022

Trending

  • Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese
    October 31, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa
    October 29, 2026
  • Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting
    October 28, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who
    June 10, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • 7 Signs Your Co-Worker was at Folk Fest this Weekend
    July 15, 2019
  • Spring is Here! Manitobans Excited for Only 8 More Weeks of Winter
    March 22, 2023
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Wab Kinew Accidentally Sets Manitoba on Permanent Summer

November 7, 2026

Mennonite Man Takes 28 Years to Walk from Winkler to Morden

November 5, 2026

Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate

November 4, 2026

Winnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change

November 3, 2026

Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

Unger Games

  • Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate
    November 4, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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