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The Daily Bonnet

Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

WINKLER, MB When the Province announced that Manitobans would no longer be participating in the time change, the City of Winkler pounced on the opportunity to distinguish itself from neighbouring Morden. “We’re establishing a Winkler […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB First time trick-or-treaters Pete and Linda Siemens of North Kildonan had heard you were supposed to dress as something really really scary for Halloween. “So, naturally, we dressed as the scariest creature in […]

Unger Conviction

  • Escalator Strands Pastor, Sermon Delayed
    September 26, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Feels Really Guilty for Not Feeling Guilty Enough
    December 30, 2016
  • MBers Dress as GCers for Halloween
    October 31, 2019

Unger & Thirst

  • Elderly Mennonite Man Tries a Hamburger for the First Time
    October 3, 2016
  • Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel
    March 10, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Saves Millions by Pickling the Watermelon Rinds
    July 3, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026
  • British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For
    October 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • New Mennonite Police Force to Shun Criminals
    September 25, 2016
  • Mennonite Woman All Out of Candy Already
    October 31, 2022
  • Now that Grandma’s Passed, the Hieberts Can Finally Stop Having So Many Family Gatherings
    June 26, 2018
  • Empty Steinbach Car Lots to Be Filled with Horses
    May 9, 2022

Trending

  • Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler
    October 23, 2026
  • Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat
    October 22, 2026
  • Roundup Introduces New Product to Eliminate Election Signs in Your Yard
    October 21, 2026
  • Mennonite Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween
    October 19, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Jennifer Lawrence to Star in ‘The Unger Games’
    January 29, 2019
  • Hutterite Colony Selected as New Amazon Headquarters
    September 15, 2017
  • XFL to Play in Front of Empty Stadiums Just Like Normal
    March 12, 2020
  • A List of Things Hipsters Stole from Mennonites
    September 25, 2017
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Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game

October 30, 2026

City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa

October 29, 2026

Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

October 28, 2026

Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler

October 26, 2026

Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites

October 25, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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