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Unger & Thirst

Steinbachers Starve for Lack of Fast Food Chains

November 8, 2026

STEINBACH, MB Dozens of Steinbachers expressed their rage on the community Facebook page this week, wondering just when “they” were going to bring a particular fast food restaurant to town. “I’m sick and tired of […]

Unger Suspicion

Wab Kinew Accidentally Sets Manitoba on Permanent Summer

November 7, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB A clerical error at the Legislative building in Winnipeg has meant that Manitoba has been permanently set to mid-September temperatures. “Ever since Wab Kinew brought in Permanent Daylight Savings the temperatures have been […]

Unger Conviction

  • Confused Mennonite Grandma Sings Men’s Part on ‘Joy to the World’
    December 20, 2016
  • Mennonites Form Committee to Change Lightbulb
    January 29, 2025
  • Mennonites Happy, Pentecostals Sad as Ontario Bans Dancing in Church
    June 21, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Potluck Offers Incredible Array of Macaroni Salads
    October 16, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman Guesses Wordle in First Try
    January 19, 2022
  • Local Man Faces Blasphemy Charges After Putting Ketchup on Perogies
    April 1, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’
    October 13, 2026
  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonites Demand Winnipeg Mayor to Change the City Name to ‘Vanapag’
    March 20, 2017
  • Mennonite Man ‘Conscientiously Objects’ to Watching the Oscars
    March 28, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman All Out of Candy Already
    October 31, 2022
  • Facebook Rolls Out New ‘Disapproving Mennonite Grandma’ Reaction Button
    May 3, 2020

Trending

  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa
    October 29, 2026
  • Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting
    October 28, 2026
  • Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler
    October 26, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Music Fans Celebrate as Ticketmaster Earns Zero Dollars this Month
    May 28, 2020
  • New Edition of ‘Martyrs Mirror’ to Feature Duck Dynasty Cast Members
    June 30, 2016
  • Saskatchewan Farmer Rents Out His Barn as Grey Cup Accommodations
    November 19, 2022
  • Menno Simons to be Featured in New XBox Game
    May 24, 2019
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Mennonite Man Takes 28 Years to Walk from Winkler to Morden

November 5, 2026

Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate

November 4, 2026

Winnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change

November 3, 2026

Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026

Unger Games

  • Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate
    November 4, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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