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Unger Games

France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2

February 15, 2026

MILAN, ITALY The Canadian men’s hockey team was utterly humiliated this evening in Milan after winning only by a score of 10 to 2 versus France. “I gotta say, letting in 2 goals to France […]

The Daily Bonnet

Plane Takes Couple to La Crete, Alberta Instead of Greek Island

February 14, 2026

LA CRETE, AB The Wiebes of Winkler were planning for a nice warm beach vacation this winter and wound up in La Crete, Alberta instead. “There are plenty of reasons to visit La Crete,” said […]

Unger Conviction

  • Moses Walks Back the Ten Commandments
    November 12, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Brings Pet Alligator to Church
    October 13, 2023
  • Man Who Attends Gender Segregated Church Really Upset About Not Being Allowed to Go Where He Wants to Go and Do What He Wants to Do
    September 25, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • Farmer Sausage Added to Subway Meat Options
    August 31, 2023
  • Mennonite Football Player Suspended Two Games after Testing Positive for Papsi and Ravel
    August 26, 2019
  • Man 3-D Prints Every Recipe in the Mennonite Treasury Cookbook
    July 31, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road
    January 17, 2026
  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Woman Still Writing Her Cheques for 2018
    January 13, 2019
  • Modestly Attired Mennonite Model Appears in ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Edition
    May 12, 2019
  • Mennonites to Hold Annual ‘Running of the Dairy Cows’ Down Pennsylvania Avenue Today
    January 20, 2017
  • Mennonite Woman Takes Three Hours to Type One Text Message
    July 7, 2019

Trending

  • Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses
    February 6, 2026
  • Minnesota to be Renamed ‘Manitoba South’
    February 3, 2026
  • George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files
    February 1, 2026
  • Theatres Empty for New Documentary About My Taunte Lina
    January 31, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonite Disaster Volunteers Brought in to Fix Ticketmaster
    November 28, 2022
  • Ottawa Senators Attendance Way Up this Year
    April 12, 2021
  • Saskatchewan “Highway” Really Just a Gravel Road
    September 1, 2025
  • Trudeau Insists Kill-Shot is ‘Merely a Flesh Wound’
    June 27, 2017
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Mennonite Couple Celebrate Valentine’s Day By Ordering the Cheapest Thing on the Menu

February 13, 2026

White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island

February 11, 2026

Americans Furious About All-Plautdietsch Halftime Show

February 10, 2026

Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters

February 9, 2026

Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show

February 8, 2026

Unger Games

  • France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2
    February 15, 2026
  • Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters
    February 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show
    February 8, 2026
  • Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses
    February 6, 2026
  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026

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