June 2020 - Page 7 of 7 - The Unger Review

Trump Signs Lucrative New Bible Endorsement Deal

June 2, 2020 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC President Donald Trump has just inked a 5-year $70 million contract with a major publisher to hoist Bibles in the air at various photo-ops. “Hopefully he hoists them right-side up, but otherwise as […]

Pourer Gets Dunked Just to Make Sure

June 1, 2020 Andrew

HILLSBORO, KS Local man Mr. Klassen has lived his whole life with deep-seated fears that his pouring baptism at the age of 19 just wasn’t good enough. “So, I’ve finally decided to get dunked,” said […]