ST. JACOBS, ON Edith Funk, 42, of St. Jacobs gave birth to a bouncing baby boy named Jacob just three hours before her daughter Bethany, 20, gave birth to Edith’s first granddaughter Breanne. “I was […]
FAIRFAX, VA After collapsing under the weight of their own repugnancy, the National Rifle Association announced today that they have filed for chapter 11 moral bankruptcy. “We’re morally bankrupt. To be honest. It’s been a […]
WASHINGTON, DC After going through the process a second time, President Trump has become the world’s first member of the radical Ana-Impeachment sect. “I was worried the first impeachment wouldn’t count,” said Trump. “After all, […]
WINNIPEG, MB A church in Winnipeg will be reopening this Sunday after agreeing to host a floor hockey tournament and not do any praying or singing. “It was some tough negotiating, but the government agreed […]
SAN FRANCISCO, CA Social media giant Twitter has hired a bunch of Amish to do what only Amish (and maybe a few Mennonites) can do: shun Trump. “We haven’t done a shunning in a while, […]
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