WINNIPEG, MB After centuries of strict opposition to dancing of any sort, a new radical sect of Mennonites is set to perform the world’s first Anabaptist ballet – the Nut Kroeker. “It will surely become […]
WASHINGTON, DC “There’s been far too much shputting for far too long.” This from White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, who has banned Mennonite satirist Andrew Unger from the press pool in Washington, DC. “He’s […]
WINNIPEG, MB It’s that time of year again. Construction crews are out in earnest this week trying to keep up with the demand for new 2025 potholes. “It’s a lot of work,” said veteran road […]
CORN, OK Pastor Mark’s new “accountability and discipleship plan” has totally backfired, after not a single parishioner replied to his email asking them to keep track of their hours of Bible reading and service. “I’ve […]
FORT KNOX, KY It turns out that all the rumours about Fort Knox being empty were completely unfounded. In fact, not only was the place filled with treasure, something better than precious metals were discovered […]
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