From Kim Kardashian to Justin Trudeau and everyone in between, the Daily Bonnet has scoured the web to find the most shocking, thought-provoking, or outrageous things ever said by Twitter-using celebrities about Mennonites. Here they are!
WASHINGTON, DC Linguists and political pundits alike were baffled by a late-night possibly-drunken tweet by Donald Trump that seemed to contain a perfectly-formed Plautdietsch sentence. “As far as we knew, the man was only fluent in English…although […]
WASHINGTON, DC According to sources, former President Donald Trump has been biding his time just waiting for his chance to return to the White House on the 31st of June. “Tremendous news, everybody, just tremendous,” […]
FRESNO, CA After months of heated negotiation, Mrs. Eleanor Brandt of Fresno just sold her top margarine container to investor Elon Musk for a record $44 billion. “He took it no questions asked,” said Mrs […]
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