LONDON, UK
It didn’t take long for President Joe Biden to find a new job–lead singer of legendary rock band The Rolling Stones.
“You can’t always get what you want and Mick was getting long in the tooth,” said band manager Corny Reimer. “So when we saw Joe Biden was looking for work, we thought we could give him some shelter.”
Initially, the band thought of putting Biden on lead guitar, but it was thought that Keith Richards was still spry enough to do the job.
“The man doesn’t age,” said Reimer. “He’s a real beast of burden.”
Biden plans to take the stage this Sunday in Ridgedale, Missouri. A version of Jefferson Airplane with Jimmy Carter on drums is set to be the opening act.
(photo credit: Biden photo by Gage Skidmore/CC/modified)
