Oh, you know that wacky Donald Trump. Such a scamp. From renaming the Gulf of Mexico to annexing Canada, he’s always up to something. It’s gotten to the point where it’s impossible to write satire about the man. I mean how do you exaggerate what’s already so exaggerated?
This pre-made satire has already infected Congress. These are all real bills about Donald Trump. I’m not saying they’ll become law, but they’re the sort of stuff that even a satirist would have thought was too absurd to take seriously just a few years ago.
And, yes, these are real. What do you think I write – fake news? If you don’t believe me, click on the sources below and see for yourself.
Bill Proposed to Put Donald Trump on Mount Rushmore
Bill Proposed to Make Trump’s Birthday a National Holiday
Bill Proposed to Put Donald Trump’s Face on the $100 Bill
Bill Proposed to Rename Washington’s Dulles Airport to “Donald Trump International Airport”
