WATERLOO, ON
Area man Richard Epp, 71, has single-handedly turned the tide of the entire federal election after posting a political meme that got three likes this afternoon.
“Well, three likes and an angry face,” said Epp. “I know everyone was just assuming this whole election thing was all wrapped up, but luckily I posted on Facebook just in the nick of time.”
Epp is so proud of himself, that he’s already expecting a call from Ottawa.
“I know, I know, you don’t have to thank me, it was all my meme,” said Epp. “Posting political memes that no one responds to is what social media is all about, right?”
Epp says that now that the election is over he’s going to settle down and start posting inspirational quotes and cat videos once again.
“Gotta keep my followers happy,” said Epp. “By followers, of course, I mean the frintschoft who are compelled by our familial ties to read everything I post.”
All his relatives, however, have stop following him ages ago.
