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The Ultimate Mennonite Geography Quiz
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Patriotic Canadian to Disassemble All His Furniture and Replace the Screws with Robertsons
KITCHENER, ON Area man Garth Eby, 39, has just begun a yearlong project to dissemble every stitch of furniture in his house and replace all the screws with Robertsons. “I’m starting with the kitchen cabinets, […]
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Frugal Mennonites Gather in Most Expensive Country in the World
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND David Yoder was excited to return to the land of his ancestors this week for the Anabaptism 500-year anniversary, but as soon as he arrived, he got the sneaking suspicion that things must […]
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Crazy Unpatriotic Canadian Celebrates 4th of July Three Days Early
KITCHENER, ON Concerned citizen Mr. Yoder of Lancaster is livid this week after discovering that Canadians celebrate the 4th of July a full three days early. “It’s disgusting! Those Canadians have no patriotism at all!” […]