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The Ultimate Mennonite Geography Quiz
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Unger the Influence
“Nah, we’re good”: Winnipeg Excluded from Plan to Make Canada the 51st US State
WINNIPEG, MB A committee of 12 American delegates have arrived in Canada this week in hopes of adding a significant amount of territory to the American empire. “Everything was going okay until we arrived in […]
Unger Suspicion
Millions of Homeless Canadian Refugees Flock to US Border After Heatwave Melts Igloos
TORONTO, ON After temperatures soared to five or ten degrees above freezing this August, igloos have melted across Canada, leaving desperate parka-clad Canadians with no choice but to descend on the United States in large […]
Unger & Thirst
Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food
ABBOTSFORD, BC Local couple Diane and Pete Kroeker decided they’d go for some authentic Mennonite food this evening, so naturally they went to their favourite Indian restaurant. “What were you expecting? Vereniki and schmaunt fat?” […]