PARIS, FRANCE The use of a spy drone by the Canadian Olympic soccer team has got the Prime Minister of New Zealand mighty upset. “This is outrageous,” said Prime Minister Pippin during second breakfast. “You’ve […]
OTTAWA, ON In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled today that “curling is actually a real sport, eh.” “Weighing all the evidence, it’s quite clear that curling is a sport,” said Judge […]
ASUNCION, PARAGUAY A group of guys from the Fernheim Colony, Paraguay took on the Canadian men’s national soccer team in Asuncion this past week and came away with a resounding five to nil victory. The […]