In our highly Anabaptist effort to avoid conflict and please everyone and no one at the same time, the Daily Bonnet has compiled a series of 2021 Inauguration posts to meet your taste. So make your selection below and enjoy. Whatever you do, don’t click on the other ones just to check; you know what Pastor Dave always says about curiosity.
Click on your choice below:
See, that was painless, now, wasn’t it?
WASHINGTON, DC Days after coming down with a bout of pneumonia…or allergies…or something, Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is pledging to spend billions in federal money to fight her own illness, whatever the heck it is. […]
GOSHEN, IN After a totally exhausting Presidential election campaign, millions of Mennonites across America are returning to their farms, claiming they are “done with politics, like, forever.” “I’m plum tuckered out,” said Henry Willems, shovelling cow […]
QUITO, ECUADOR Local Good Samaritan Mark Reimer will be sworn in as President of Ecuador in a ceremony to take place this July in the small fishing village of Puerto Lopez. “I’m working on my Spanish,” […]
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