MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN
As of just a few days ago, young Timothy Reimer, 8, of Mountain Lake could identify several large bodies of water and many of the highest mountain peaks, which made him the country’s most knowledgeable expert on world geography. That is, until Trump up and changed the names of everything in the past few days.
“What the actual schissjat?” proclaimed young Timothy. “When will that old dude learn to leave well enough alone.”
After changing the names of Denali and the Gulf of Mexico, Trump also has his eye on changing the name of Canada to USA North.
“It’s hard to keep up,” said Timothy. “I guess it doesn’t help that I’m using my Dad’s old Trivial Pursuit cards to study.”
Also on Trump’s list of geographic changes is joining with his buddy Putin to create The New Soviet Union.
