CALGARY, AB
Local man Archie Broesky has been destroying and triggering folks who think differently than him for quite sometime now, often leaving the online argument by saying that “facts don’t care about your feelings.”
“Looks like the tables have turned,” said Broesky, crying into a paper cup over the fact his anti-vaxxerism was completely baseless. “This time the facts don’t care about my feelings.”
Broesky was especially disturbed that all this right-wing heroes from Jason Kenny and Donald Trump to Erin O’Toole and even Ben “Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings” Shapiro were pro-vax.
“Now I’m the one being owned, triggered, and destroyed,” said Broesky. “But I guess I’ll just set my irrational feelings aside and accept the facts. Vaccines work.”
Broesky has had such a change of heart that he gladly gave up an afternoon of his time setting people anti-vaxxers straight on the Daily Bonnet comment section below this post.