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2024 Quiz Answers
Here are the quiz answers. How did you do? Click on the links below if you don’t believe me. 1.Hockey Player Suspended for Calling Opponent a ‘Mennonite’ – REAL 2. Gas Station Conversation Leads to […]
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Massive Amounts of Halva Left Over Yet Again This Year
STEINBACH, MB For some odd reason, the mysterious sandy substance known as halva has become a Mennonite delicacy every Christmas. Yet, like always, Grandma Loewen vastly over-estimated the grandkids’ desire to eat the dry paste. “Juama […]
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Quiz: Daily Bonnet Headline or Real News Article
Merry Christmas, everyone! We’ve created a fun quiz for you to play at your Christmas gatherings. Perhaps you’re a little exhausted from all the chaos and need a few minutes alone, so you’ve snuck off […]
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Mennonite Man Arrested for Saying ‘Merry Christmas’
WINNIPEG, MB Every Mennonite’s biggest fear came true this past week, as an elderly man from rural Manitoba ventured into Winnipeg on a holiday shopping spree and innocently greeted each person he met with a hearty […]
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Surly Mennonite Man Plans to Ruin Christmas for All the Children at Church Tonight
TANNENAU, MB A zealous Mennonite man at the local EMBBM church will be taking time out of his busy schedule of handing out tracts to strangers at the mall, to stop and tell each and […]