HAWTHORNE, CA
Renowned 60s surf-rock artists The Beach Boys, who will now be going by the name The Beach Benjels, have reunited to record a fresh new hit entitled “Chihuahua Girls.”
The Daily Bonnet has been given a sneak peak at the new lyrics. Feel free to sing along!
I really dig the duaks they wear,
And the Winkler girls, with the Dietsch they talk,
They knock me out when I’m in prayer.
Those Kleefeld farmer’s daughters,
Really make you feel all right,
And the La Crete girls, with the way they kiss,
Keep the Krahn boys warm at night.
I wish they all could be Chihuahua …
I wish they all could be Chihuahua …
I wish they all could be Chihuahua girls!
Chihuahua has the sunshine,
I dig a Dietsch mejahl and a jar of fresh dills,
By a dirt bike in the sand.
I’ve been up to Fresno MB church,
Yeah, but I had to get right back to Cuauhtémoc,
These California girls just won’t do.
I wish they all could be Chihuahua …
I wish they all could be Chihuahua …
I wish they all could be Chihuahua girls!