PEMBINA, ND
The Canadian government held an emergency meeting last night and unanimously approved the construction of a wall along the US border to keep angry white liberals from illegally crossing into Canada after the election.
“I’ve got a lot of sympathy for them. I’m an angry white liberal myself,” said Prime Minister Trudeau. “But there’s only so many we can handle in this country.”
Building a wall overnight was quite the challenge, but thankfully there were plenty of experienced sandbaggers in Manitoba who were willing to pitch in.
“Yeah, you know, we’ve got to stem the tide,” said sandbagger Darren McGiesbrecht. “I wish them all the best down there.”
Canada says they don’t mind taking in a few Democrats, but can’t support the expected influx, especially with the price of housing these days.
“We don’t have enough housing to support the people who are already here,” said Trudeau, “let alone all of America’s disgruntled Democrats.”
Unable to get into Canada, an estimated 150 million Democrats are planing to sneak across the border into Mexico.
(photo credit: Trump White House Archived/CC)
