SASKATOON, SK
Voters across the country are gearing up for what just may be the most exciting and important False Dichotomy we’ve had in many decades.
“It was really hard to decide who to vote for,” said Mrs. Neufeld of Saskatoon. “I don’t really like either of them. It’s just really too bad there are only two names on the ballot.”
Neufeld has been studying the only two options for quite some time, even tuning in to watch the debate between the two of them.
“I don’t know who those other people were up on stage,” said Mrs. Neufeld. “Having those other people up there really distracts from concentrating on the important False Dichotomy we’ve got before us.”
Neufeld says she’s been an active False Dichotomy voter ever since she turned 18 back in 1968.
“I’ve always liked to know what my options are,” said Neufeld. “It’s good to know that there are some things we can count on in this country. Many things have changed, but it’s reassuring that after all these years it’s still just a matter of choosing between this one or the other one.”
(photo credit: OSCE Parliamentary Assembly/CC)