TORONTO, ON Incoming US President Donald Trump has changed his mind about buying Canada after paging through the weekly real estate guide in Toronto. “1.5 million for that crap shack?” said Trump, looking at a […]
ABBOTSFORD, BC The political discussions got so heated at the Loewen gathering this past week, that Mrs. Annie Loewen decided “enough was enough,” and decided to haul out the kjnipsbrat, which studies have shown is […]
WASHINGTON, DC In one of his last moves in office, outgoing President Joe Biden has imposed a 25% tariff on Jordan Peterson who has recently been imported into the US from Canada. “We’ve got an […]
OTTAWA, ON Canada’s leading right wing intellectual Jordan Peterson will be heading south this week in exchange for Noam Chomsky. “They were eager to get rid of Chomsky, and we could do without Peterson,” said […]
OTTAWA, ON With money and tax breaks flowing out of Ottawa like a von Riesen out of 16th-century Friesland, several Mennonites are wondering whether this whole thing might just be a feeble attempt to buy […]
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