PARIS, FRANCE Concerned that his status as “all-time Olympic medal winner” might fall someday, American officials have successfully petitioned the International Olympic Committee to add upwards of twenty new swimming categories. “With these new additions, […]
PARIS, FRANCE The use of a spy drone by the Canadian Olympic soccer team has got the Prime Minister of New Zealand mighty upset. “This is outrageous,” said Prime Minister Pippin during second breakfast. “You’ve […]
WINNIPEG, MB Area man Neil Braun, 46, is really hoping he can get finally get some entertainment from the Bombers game this week and, thus, is anticipating “those cute dogs that run around the obstacle […]
MIAMI, FL In order to celebrate their first Stanley Cup victory since the team arrived in Miami, the Florida Panthers have scooped up all the ice from Game 7 and turned it into refreshing 7-11 […]
EDMONTON, AB Pastor John of the North Edmonton Mennonite made sure to schedule a important mandatory Bruderhof meeting for Monday evening as soon as he found out the Oilers had made it to game 7. […]
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