Matt Rempe Insists He’s Not a Rempel
NEW YORK, NY The heroics of young New York Rangers centre Matt Rempe this weekend had folks, especially Mennonites, scratching their heads in puzzlement. “When I saw that in the Free Press, I thought for […]
NEW YORK, NY The heroics of young New York Rangers centre Matt Rempe this weekend had folks, especially Mennonites, scratching their heads in puzzlement. “When I saw that in the Free Press, I thought for […]
WINNIPEG, MB Streets are closed for several blocks surrounding the South Kildonan EMB Church this weekend as thousands are expected to gather for the first annual Wite-Out Party. “We’re correcting all the errors in the […]
INDIANAPOLIS, IN Mennonites across Indiana this week are concerned about the spread of something called the Indiana Fever. “That’s all I see on the news,” said Mrs. Bauman. “Indiana Fever this and Indiana Fever that. […]
SALT LAKE CITY, UT Just days after announcing that the struggling Arizona Coyotes would be relocating to Salt Lake City for next season, the Utah-based team has already unveiled their snazzy new uniforms. “We’ve got […]
NEW YORK, NY Starting next season, MLB teams will be playing a shorter more economical 16-game schedule. “We looked at the NFL and what makes them successful,” said baseball commissioner Ron Manfred, “and reducing the […]
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