WASHINGTON, DC
President Musk has been so busy haphazardly cutting government workers that he inadvertently fired himself this afternoon.
“And the problem is it all happened so fast that now I can’t even hire myself back anymore,” said Musk. “Oh well, I guess it’s back to Mars for me.”
The mixup occurred after employees were given instructions to go in there and slash any waste without giving it much thought.
“We just saw that he wasn’t born in America and that was enough. That’ll get you every time.”
Destitute after losing his job, Musk has already applied for social security.
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