CALGARY, AB
A travelling miracle worker who claims to be able to heal back aches and migranes with just the power of his touch and a little faith, is offering “the fine folks of Calgary the chance to seed their faith on a monthly basis.”
“My miracles don’t require anything but a bit of faith to work,” said self-claimed Reverend Peter Pepov. “Well…faith and 24 easy payments of $59.95.”
Pepov claims that he’s seen many people healed of conditions that were not scientifically verifiable but that they nonetheless claimed to have.
“It’s really quite amazing,” said Pepov. “You smack someone in the top of the head, shout in their ears, empty their wallets, and then Voila! no more back pain!”
Pepov claims miracles are completely free, except for a small $2000 goodwill donation which can be spread out over the next few months.
“Faith without cash is dead,” said Pepov. “And fake miracles don’t come cheap….but act now and you can have your very own fake miracle for just $1750!”