HAMBURG, GERMANY
Local music fans are lining up outside the Volksparkstadion in Hamburg this afternoon to witness pop star Taylor Schnell.
“Schnell! Schnell! Get on the train,” yelled train attendant Olga Kaiserbun. “All aboard for the Eras Tour.”
Local fans are especially looking forward to hearing Taylor Schnell’s rendition of “Du musst dich verdammt noch mal beruhigen.”
“But I’m really going to try to get to the front row when she sings ‘Abschütteln,'” said Kaiserbun. “That’s my favourite Taylor Schnell song.”
Not since The Beatles has a foreign act made such an effort to appeal to German fans.
“We appreciate the effort,” said Kaiserbun. “I don’t want to give away any secrets, but real fans call her Schneiderin Schnell.”
Tickets for the Schneiderin Schnell concert in Hamburg start at 800 euros for seats in the nosebleeds or 2000 if you want to be close enough snatch a souvenir from Schnell’s sequinned jumpsuit.
(photo credit: by ForthDude/CC)
