WINNIPEG, MB
It looks like an extended winter this year in Winnipeg. Daily Bonnet meteorologists have examined the evidence and are officially predicting whiteout conditions well into June.
“No early spring this year,” said Daily Bonnet weatherman Andrew J. Bergman. “I’m afraid you’ll have to bundle up and stay inside nearly every evening for the next couple months. I guess you might as well watch television or something…”
The whiteout in Manitoba is expected to last until a Stanley Cup parade in June officially welcomes summer.
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