Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg, MB
The weather station in Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg recorded the hottest September it the long and illustrious climate history of Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg.
“We haven’t seen anything like this since our ancestors first moved to Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg almost 150 years ago,” said Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg mayor Jakob Himmelsfahrt. “It even beat the great Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg heat wave of 1972.”
Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalbergers relished in the extended summer weather with horseshoes tournaments and even outdoor Dutch Blitz matches.
“It was a real scorcher in Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg this year,” said Himmelsfahrt. “It’s a good thing the Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg Fire Department hosed down the tauntes and oncles during the Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg annual picnic.”
It was so hot in Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg that several of the community’s hogs were miraculously transformed into sausage overnight.
“When I checked on them in the morning, they were already smoked,” said Himmelsfahrt. “Not sure how they got into the casing, though.”
Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg is inviting everyone for the warmest Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg Fall Supper this Sunday in the Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg Community Centre.