ALTONA, MB
Area man Art Janzen was excited to experience his first Hump Day this week, but soon found out it was not what he was expecting.
“I’m new to this whole marriage thing,” said Janzen. “So please don’t blame me if I misunderstood what Hump Day was all about.”
Janzen was hoping he’d be able to get past Wednesday without too much trouble.
“But as it turns out, the day is all about sex or something,” said Janzen. “I was under the impression Hump Day just meant the middle of the week.”
Janzen’s wife Anne says she too likes to celebrate Hump Day but only if her Art takes a shower first.
