HARRISONBURG, VA
A new limited run of special Dutch Blitz sets will come prepackaged with bandages, sterile dressings, gauze, and antiseptic wipes.
“It’s about time my Dutch Blitz cards came with a first aid kit,” said Mrs. Brubacher of Harrisonburg. “It’s reassuring to know that when things get rough on the Dutch Blitz court, we’ve at least got the basic supplies to address the situation.”
The new first aid kits/Dutch Blitz cards have already sold out in many Mennonite communities.
“I’m a convenience shopper,” said Mrs. Wiebe of Dalmeny, Saskatchewan, “so to get everything you need for an evening of Dutch Blitz all in once place is just what the doctor ordered!”
Some are concerned the kit does not provide enough gauze and bandages to last a full afternoon of card playing.
“You should see the back of my hands,” said Mr. Stobbe of Abbotsford. “Those Mennonite women and their long nails – it gives them an unfair advantage!”
In other news, Mennonite sausages will now be prepackaged with wet wipes and a defibrillator.