FORT LAUDERDALE, FL
The Wiebes of Altona had a lovely two week long timeshare presentation this January.
“Ahh, it’s so nice to get away from Manitoba and just relax in this high pressure timeshare pitch,” said Mrs. Wiebe. “There’s nothing Harry and I enjoy more than being harassed by folks trying to rip us off with an iffy real estate deal.”
The Wiebes arrived in Fort Lauderdale a couple weeks ago and were immediately whisked away to a timeshare presentation where they have been ever since.
“I haven’t even seen the beach,” said Mrs. Wiebe. “Or the golf course for that matter. Too busy fending off timeshare touts. Not sure why we even bothered to bring along our pickleball paddles.”
The Wiebes have been told every day this month that they could only get this really great deal if they signed up, like, right now today.
“Ahhh, I love a vacation like this,” said Wiebe. “I guess these folks don’t know, you can never sucker a Mennonite.”
The Wiebes say there’s really no point in ever buying a timeshare since they can always stay at their relatives’ place for free.
(Photo credit: Laurel L. Russwurm/CC/modified)