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Mennonite Man Confuses Wendy’s Ketchup Cup for Communion

STEINBACH, MB

Local man Steve Wiens, 40, was very excited to pump his own ketchup at the local Wendy’s restaurant this week, especially given that it was Communion Sunday.

“Oh look, communion cups!” proclaimed Wiens, pumping himself 4 or 5 cups-worth of ketchup. “Now just where are the wafers?”

Oddly enough, none of the other restaurant patrons seemed to be aware it was Communion Sunday.

“Usually, we wait and take the cup together,” said Wiens, “but everyone else seemed to be just downing their fries without a care in the world. Some didn’t even say grace.”

Wiens says he’s a little disappointed with the church services here at Wendy’s and plans to consult the directory on the Carillon News Faith page and pick a new church next week.

(photo credit: Joel Kramer/CC)

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