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Mennonite Woman Can Finally Start Her Christmas Shopping Now That It’s Snowed

WINNIPEG, MB

This is the latest start to Christmas shopping ever for area woman Jessica Fehr. But there was just enough snow this week that Fehr was able to commence the journey.

“Dietja,” said Fehr. “I’ve had my Christmas lists since August but I just wasn’t in the mood. Gotta have a bit of snow first.”

Fehr got our her parka, wool mittens, and winter boots and made her way into the family’s ‘98 Dodge Caravan.

“KP Shopping Centre, here I come!”

Unfortunately for Fehr the snow totally melted by the time she arrived.

“Now what am I going to do?” wondered Fehr. “Ugh, I’m never going to get that shopping.”

Fehr has decided to do all her shopping online instead and is really looking forward to the swift delivery of her packages by Canada Post.

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