BUTTERFIELD, MN
Mrs. Agnes Siemens of Butterfield, Minnesota was initially a little skeptical when she saw the large size of the pieces her sister Agnes was cutting up this past Sunday.
“Oh, Ruth, I’ll just have one small piece,” said Agnes. “I’m pretty full after all that formavorscht.”
Ruth rolled her eyes in disbelief, but obliged her sister with a small piece. It didn’t take long, however, and Agnes was coming back for seconds.
“Oh, make my second one a small one,” said Agnes. “I just need a little taste.”
Once again, Ruth cut a small-ish piece for her sister, though this time she made it a little bit bigger.
“Oba, Ruth, I don’t need such a big one,” said Agnes. “Just a little piece for me, please.”
This went on like this for several more rounds until Ruth had had enough.
“Jauma, Agnes, who are you kidding!” said Ruth. “Why don’t I just give you a proper size piece to begin with once!”
As of press time, Agnes reportedly had a total of six “small pieces” and was working on her seventh.
