MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN
Area woman Samantha Bueckert, 51, demonstrated her support for Presidential hopeful Donald Trump this week by taping a roll kuchen to her ear.
“With everything that man has been through, it’s the least I could do,” said Bueckert. “What better way to show my solidarity than with this traditional Mennonite summer treat affixed to my ear.”
Bueckert has apparently started a trend among Trump’s Mennonite supporters.
“Some are taking it too far,” said Buecket. “I’ll gladly sport the roll kuchen, but I’m not dousing myself with syrup. Too sticky.”
The trend seems to have caught on, as thousands of attendees at the RNC this week were also wearing roll kuchen on their temples.
“It shows our support,” said delegate Brian Goerz. “And it’s also a tasty snack.”
Meanwhile, Joe Biden’s Mennonite supporters will be showing their support of the President by butchering the names of world leaders all this week.