LEAMINGTON, ON
Area man Andrew Siemens has become the first Canadian Mennonite ever to follow his Mexican cousin to the import store and try the hot sauce.
“Dietschlaunt, that’s hot!” exclaimed Andrew, encountering the mildest sauce the store had in stock. “You can handle stuff like this?”
Cousin Guillermo Wall laughed and laughed at his pathetic Canadian relative.
“That’s the mild,” said Guillermo.
Guillermo then proceeded to expose his cousin to wide world of Mexican import products he can’t just walk into the local Safeway and buy including Del Fuerte Tomate Con Chipotle, Triki-Trakes, and real Mexican vanilla.
“You’ve been missing out my friend,” said Guillermo. “It’s hard to believe you and I are second cousins once removed on my mother’s side.”
