PARIS, FRANCE
The use of a spy drone by the Canadian Olympic soccer team has got the Prime Minister of New Zealand mighty upset.
“This is outrageous,” said Prime Minister Pippin during second breakfast. “You’ve got the entire Shire upset about it.”
The scandal had a Canadian coach and several managers sent home from thr Olympics.
“They can go right back home to Mordor where they came from,” said the New Zealand PM, shaving his feet. “You’ve got to give us New Zealanders a fighting chance.”
Despite the scandal, Canada defeated New Zealand in a match earlier today.
“Well, what do you expect when our tallest player is 3 foot 6?” said the PM. “But it’s the principle that matters, right?”
New Zealand is reportedly so upset about this scandal they now hate Canada even more than Australia.