Waut es met die? This poll is absolutely binding. Whatever you say goes. It’s a democracy. Just like a Mennonite elder board meeting. So the question is – should Elon Musk be given full control of the Daily Bonnet? After all his ancestors lived in Herbert, Saskatchewan, so you know, he’s kind of Menno. Vote and see the results once yet. We promise we’ll do whatever it says right here.
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