Real News or Satire: 2024 Unger Review Quiz

In the early days of the Daily Bonnet, you may recall an annual quiz wherein folks were asked to identify real news from the fake variety. Well, we’ve decided to rekindle that tradition here on The Unger Review. Feel free to nestle yourselves around the fire and see if you identify which of the following headlines are real and which are satire.

  1. Hockey Player Suspended for Calling Opponent a ‘Mennonite’
  2. Gas Station Conversation Leads to Donation
  3. Mennonites Gather for Harder-Dyck Wedding
  4. Mennonites Stage Production of ‘The Nutcracker’ Without All the Dancing
  5. Mennonites Make the Amazon their Home
  6. New Sitcom Delves into Mennonite and Filipino Cultures
  7. Mennonite Woman Feeds Entire Family for a Week on One Little Caesars Pizza
  8. Menno Simons Preaching Award goes to Riki Neufeld for sermon on Ukraine
  9. Mennonite Couple Spends Romantic Date Night at Peavey Mart
  10. Costco Cracks Down on Mennonites Sharing Memberships

For the answers click here.

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