WASHINGTON, DC
Moments after ending his Presidential campaign and endorsing Donald Trump, RFK Jr. was appointed to the Head of Wildlife Management.
“That is assuming Trump wins the election,” said RFK Jr. “I’m really looking forward to dumping dead bears in parks all across the nation.”
Junior’s first post will be at Yellowstone National Park, where he’ll be given a pickup truck and a shovel.
“I appreciate the endorsement,” said Trump. “I think there’s a lot of room for a man with his skill set in my administration.”
In addition to cleaning up road kill, RFK Jr. is also being considered for the top job at the new Department of Wacko Conspiracy Theories.
(RFK Jr photo credit: Felton Davis/CC)