In each photo below, identify the unexpected Bethlehem visitor.
Spot the Unwelcome Visitors in these Nativity Scenes
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Virgin Births Nothing Rare in Mennonite Country
REINLAND, MB Miraculous conception has been cited as the cause of hundreds of pregnancies this past year in southern Manitoba. The Reinland Mennonite Hospital, for example, reported more than five hundred virgin births in 2017, […]
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Premier Goertzen Declares First Monday in September ‘Meddachschlop Day’
WINNIPEG, MB In his first order of business as new Manitoba premier, Steinbach MLA Kelvin Goertzen declared the first Monday in September to be ‘Meddachschlop Day.’ “Normally we’re only having a mid-afternoon nap on Sundays […]
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Mennonite Hunter Shoots and Eats Groundhog, No Spring This Year
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA A Mennonite hunter from rural Pennsylvania shot and ate an innocent little weather-forecasting groundhog yesterday, thus condemning the entire continent to perpetual winter. Mr. Yoder said the groundhog was delicious, but says he […]