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Winnipeg Wonders: How Many Mennonites Does it Take to Change a Purple Lightbulb?

March 15, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After thousands of LED streetlights have appeared rather lavender in recent months, many locals are wondering just how many Mennonites it takes to change a purple lightbulb. “We’ve had to completely rethink the […]

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Stubborn Mennonite Man Refuses to Change Dead Bulb

March 24, 2018 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN A 40 watt lightbulb that burned out in March 1987 has remained in the ceiling of a Goshen area home for more than thirty years after Mr. Hochstetter, 69, adamantly refused to change […]

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That Old Time Religion is Good Enough for Uncle Henry

March 23, 2017 Andrew

WALDESRUH, MB At a family get-together this past week, Uncle Henry proclaimed to any young person who would listen that he didn’t need none of this new fangled religion because the old time variety was more […]

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