TORONTO, ON Millions of Canadians are concerned about Trump’s new metal tariffs that are set to come into place at midnight tonight. “Ugh, why can’t he leave Canadian metal alone?” said diehard Rush fan Darren […]
Oh, you know that wacky Donald Trump. Such a scamp. From renaming the Gulf of Mexico to annexing Canada, he’s always up to something. It’s gotten to the point where it’s impossible to write satire […]
WASHINGTON, DC Starting this week, US President Donald Trump will be imposed a strict Amish-inspired dress code in the White House. “It’s gotten pretty slack around around here,” said Trump. “And, you know, of all […]
WASHINGTON, DC “There’s been far too much shputting for far too long.” This from White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, who has banned Mennonite satirist Andrew Unger from the press pool in Washington, DC. “He’s […]
FORT KNOX, KY It turns out that all the rumours about Fort Knox being empty were completely unfounded. In fact, not only was the place filled with treasure, something better than precious metals were discovered […]
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