WASHINGTON, DC Spirits were high and there was an air of celebration at the White House today, as the Saudi Crown Prince agreed to join President Trump for a lovely Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday. “I’ve […]
WASHINGTON, DC In his greatest act of selflessness and humility since taking the Oval Office, President Donald Trump pardoned a delicious Hutterite-raised turkey today. Trump will now have to dine on inferior store-bought turkeys this […]
WASHINGTON, DC Days after having his press pass revoked following a controversial incident with a White House intern, CNN reporter Jim Acosta is now “back in business” after agreeing to meet with a local Mennonite […]
STEINBACH, MB Local city council candidate Mr. Harder decided to take a DNA test this week after being called a “Lutheran” by one of his political rivals. The rival, Mr. Dyck, said he would donate […]
WASHINGTON, DC The leaders of USA, Mexico, and Canada have renegotiated NAFTA this week and given the accord a new name, the Mexico-Canada-United-States-Agreement or MCUSA for short. The new name created some confusion as the […]
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