EL PASO, TX Corny Wall, a Mennonite subcontractor from El Paso, has been granted a $3 billion contract to build a wall along the border with Mexico. “I promised them my wall would not only […]
WASHINGTON, DC Linguists and political pundits alike were baffled by a late-night possibly-drunken tweet by Donald Trump that seemed to contain a perfectly-formed Plautdietsch sentence. “As far as we knew, the man was only fluent in English…although […]
GOESSEL, KS Because of her profound respect for cultures and traditions other than her own, First Lady Melania Trump decided to dress head-to-toe in conservative Mennonite garb on a tour of Kansas this past week. “We really appreciate that […]
WASHINGTON, DC From tanks and planes, to missiles and atomic bombs, the United States Department of Defense recently made billions of dollars worth of high powered military equipment available to “whoever the hell wants them” on Internet […]
WASHINGTON, DC Ultra-likable former Indiana governor Mike Pence was sworn in as President of the United States this afternoon in an intimate ceremony at the White House. “It’s good to have options,” says Pence. “If you […]
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