MILWAUKEE, WI Moments after being announced as Trump’s new running mate, Senator JD Vance picked up a nearby guitar and serenaded the audience with his rendition of “Take Me Home Country Roads.” “People were smiling […]
MILWAUKEE, WI After the complete and utter incompetence of the Secret Service was on full display this weekend, Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has hired a crack team of Mennonite dudes in suspenders as his new […]
BUTLER, PA After being informed on the situation at the rally in Pennsylvania, President Joe Biden took to the stage to express his sympathy for “former President Ronald Reagan.” “I’ve been briefed on the situation,” […]
NEW YORK, NY A New York jury on Thursday found US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump guilty on all 34 counts of wearing extra-comfortable footwear brand Hush Puppies. “If the conviction stands, he will be the […]
NEW YORK, NY There’s a fancy new Bible on the market, which features Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s words in red. “The Bible can be an intimidating document for newcomers, so we’ve taken the liberty […]
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