WICHITA, KS According to tax returns that he had to reveal when he took on a position as lay minister at West Wichita EMB, local man Mr. Wiens, 71, paid exactly seven dollars and thirty-five […]
WASHINGTON, DC After suggesting that mail-in voting would lead to voter fraud, President Trump is requesting that the 2020 Presidential Election be held the Mennonite way: throwing everyone’s name into Elder Friesen’s sweaty wide-brimmed black […]
WASHINGTON, DC The United States National Guard was called in this week to deal with the violent and erratic behaviour of a lone protestor, armed with a whip, who seemed to have a beef with […]
WASHINGTON, DC President Donald Trump has just inked a 5-year $70 million contract with a major publisher to hoist Bibles in the air at various photo-ops. “Hopefully he hoists them right-side up, but otherwise as […]
WICHITA, KS House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is attributing Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” to a recent visit he took to Russian Mennonite country in Kansas, where he reportedly consumed three heaping bowls of komst borscht, fifteen […]
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