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Dear Martha Reimer (Mennonite Advice Column)
Dear Martha Reimer, A while ago I went to the doctor to have my bunions checked and when I took off my brown nylons and felt his warm rough manly hands on my bunions, I […]
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The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Parents Use Low German Code Language During Holiday Season
BLUMENORT, MB Parents across southeast Manitoba have been speaking nonstop Plautdietsch this December in order to keep Bethany and Ethan from finding out what they’re getting for Christmas. “It’s great, we can jerad and mulwoakjs all […]
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Mennonite Lady Uses Google Earth to Spy on Neighbours
BLUMENGART, MB Mrs. Kleinsasser of the Blumengart area has discovered a fancy new tool to find out all the latest news about the neighbours: Google Earth. Ever since being shown the online tool by her […]
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Gossip Masquerades as ‘Prayer Request’ Yet Again This Sunday
HOCHBACH, MB Mr. Schultz stood up, once again, this Sunday to request prayer for his next door neighbours, Mr. and Mrs. William and Susanna Yoder, whom he overheard yelling and assumed there must be marital […]
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Mennonite Woman Caught Listening In On Party Line
ROSENORT, MB There was a prolonged awkward moment at the church picnic on Sunday after Mrs. Wiebe spoke too liberally about the information she had uncovered while listening in on the party line that connected […]