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A Gallery of Hilarious Mennonite Gravestones
One of the best ways to learn about your history and heritage is to take a walk through one of the local cemeteries. You may be shocked at what you find. Here are some of […]
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Man Escapes Mennonite Section of Heaven, Shocked at What He Finds
HEAVEN Mr. Abe Penner passed away in January 1968 and, for almost fifty years, had been living a quiet peaceful existence in the Mennonite section of Heaven, blissfully unaware of the vast expanse of Paradise […]
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Mennonite Woman Requires Surgery After Having to Bite Her Tongue Dozens of Times at Recent Family Gatherings
LEAMINGTON, ON Mrs. Helena Janz, 59, of Leamington is undergoing emergency surgery this week to repair damage to her tongue after repeatedly having to bite it during recent family gatherings. Speaking via email, Mrs. Janz […]
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Virgin Births Nothing Rare in Mennonite Country
REINLAND, MB Miraculous conception has been cited as the cause of hundreds of pregnancies this past year in southern Manitoba. The Reinland Mennonite Hospital, for example, reported more than five hundred virgin births in 2017, […]
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Mennonite Town Implements Needle Exchange Program for Knitting-Addicted Grandmas
BIRD-IN-HAND, PA The small Mennonite town of Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania has become the first community in the nation to introduce a knitting needle exchange program for local grandmas. Starting this January, local knitters will be able […]