WASHINGTON, DC A brand new 2020 election poll has 2016 Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton with a commanding lead over Donald Trump. The poll, which apparently is accurate 99 times out of a 100, gives Clinton […]
BIRD-IN-HAND, PA A Mennonite man who wishes to remain anonymous (for obvious reasons) is blaming the Clintons for the mysterious death of his prized sheep and long-time companion Molly. “I don’t know what to say, […]
NEW YORK, NY Less than a year after having the Presidential election brutally ripped from her grasp by the villainous Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton has churned out a brand new book that explains, in vivid […]
PARIS, TX In a potentially historic election, American voters will head to the polls today to select the new Lesser Evil of the United States. “I’m confused,” said local rancher and undecided voter Dwight Owens, 37, of […]
LANCASTER, PA With just two days left before the election, many Mennonites are left undecided. For Mennonite voters out there, the current Presidential election poses quite the challenge, as none of the candidates seem to […]
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