PITTSBURGH, PA It may have been temporarily paused for now, but this week the White House announced a 87% reciprocal tariff on all penguins, including hockey superstar Sydney Crosby. “Yeah, well I guess this is […]
WASHINGTON, DC On the verge of breaking the all-time goal-scoring record in the NHL, Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals, accidentally passed the puck last night. “Ugh, an assist,” said Ovechkin. “What the hell am […]
WASHINGTON, DC In a moment of poetic beauty unrivalled since the time of Emily Dickinson, a staunch Putin supporter is just 10 goals away from passing a staunch Trump supporter on the NHL’s all time […]
BOSTON, MA After Elon Musk accidentally slashed the job of US President this week, Donald Trump has sought work elsewhere – the marketing department of the NHL. “After fomenting hatred between countries that once were […]
BOSTON, MA Canadians and Americans will be tuning in tonight to watch a Canadian game played by Canadians and Americans in an arena owned by Americans, engineered by Canadians, and sponsored by an American subsidiary […]
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