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Local Gas Station to Offer Free Eye-Gouging or Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase
VANCOUVER, BC Gas stations across Vancouver are going the extra mile this week by providing each paying customer with a complimentary eye-gouging or kick in the groin. “We’re trying to stand out from the crowd […]